What the Hell Happened to Them?

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick thinks his neighbors are spying on him, so he learns to pilot a drone camera to give them a taste of their own medicine. Joe spies on Patrick to figure out why he hasn't been coming to the recording booth lately. Lev isn't spying on anyone because he doesn't care. But will he get paid if neither host shows up to record this week's episode? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Predator' is available on Blu-ray & 4K (along with a bunch of other Predators) at: https://www.amazon.com/Predator-Predators/dp/B07JJ6HQGF/

Music from "Apex Predator" by Barrett Wilbert Weed and Erika Henningsen

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick wants to sell zebras, but a mix-up in shipping occurs and a bunch of black horses get delivered instead. Joe offers to help paint white stripes on them after getting the idea from a Pepe le Pew cartoon he saw. This in turn gives Lev the idea to listen to his White Stripes albums. Which one will he listen to first? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Raw Deal' is available on Blu-ray, DVD, & VHS (though I don't know where) at: https://www.amazon.com/Raw-Deal-All-Region-UHD/dp/B0B5FBLVCK/

Music from "Raw Hide theme" by Frankie Laine

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Mr. Geromini returns to the cast with big news: he's starting his own football team. Patrick will be playing quarterback with Lev as his center. Will Joe make the team as it's star runningback or will he be relegated to a mere water boy? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Commando' is available on Blu-ray, DVD, & VHS at: https://www.amazon.com/Commando-Blu-ray-20th-Century-Fox/dp/B00UGPN3DK/

Music from "We Fight for Love" by Power Station

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick comes down with the Red Plague. Joe enrolls in medical school to find out if there's a cure. Lev checks webMD. Can sources on webMD be trusted? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Red Sonja' is available on 4K & Blu-ray (this time on DVD and VHS too) at: https://www.amazon.com/Red-Sonja-Limited-4K-Ultra/dp/B0G8RHT71M/

Music from "Red Red Wine" by Lou Bega

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Grant Keller comes all the way from the distant year of 2029 to tell you podcast listeners about the frightful things to come, and also that donuts will still be plentiful. Joe is excited about all the donuts. Patrick is not. What lies at the heart of his confounding animosity towards donuts? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'The Terminator' is available on 4K & Blu-ray (presumably on DVD and VHS somewhere too) at: https://www.amazon.com/Terminator-4K-Ultra-Digital-UHD/dp/B0DDT4L725/

Music from "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Far Out Remix)" by Daft Punk, definitely, and maybe someone named Far Out, or some place called Trap Nation?

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick befriends a dolphin at Seaworld and teaches it how to play the piano. Not to be outdone, Joe trains an ocelot how to speak Spanish. Lev teaches a cat how to Yolo. Which animal goes on to lead a major Hollywood franchise based on their newly learned skill? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Conan the Destroyer' is available on DVD & Blu-ray (as a complete journey) at: https://www.amazon.com/Conan-Complete-Barbarian-Destroyer-Blu-ray/dp/B01DVALSWE/

Music from "Late Night with Conan O'Brien theme (but different than last week's)" by... Trevor Curtis, maybe?

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick tries to bake some cheese but forgets that his oven is filled with tuna. Joe tries to help clean out the tuna, but somehow there continues to be more tuna in the oven. Is Patrick's oven actually a gateway to Tuna-Narnia? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Conan the Barbarian' is available on DVD & Blu-ray (as a complete journey) at: https://www.amazon.com/Conan-Complete-Barbarian-Destroyer-Blu-ray/dp/B01DVALSWE/

Music from "Late Night with Conan O'Brien theme" by... probably not Conan O'Brien, but maybe?

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick eats an extra big birthday cake after Lev dares him to. Joe has to sell off key pieces of his beanie baby collection to purchase tickets to the Backstreet Boys reunion tour. But can the scalper with the trench coat and thick mustache be trusted? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'The Jane Mansfield Story' is available on DVD & VHS (surprisingly expensive) at: https://www.amazon.com/Jayne-Mansfield-Story/dp/B000BO0LF4/

Music from "WKRP in Cincinnati theme" by Steve Carlisle

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Joe realizes that the only way up is down. Though he doesn't know what that means yet. Patrick tries to learn the meaning to that riddle on a zen journey to India, but a misspelling has his flight end up in Indianapolis. Lev knows the meaning of the riddle. Will he tell the hosts, or just keep laughing to himself in the mixing booth? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Scavenger Hunt' is available on DVD & Blu-ray (surprisingly) at: https://www.amazon.com/Scavenger-Hunt-Blu-ray-Richard-Benjamin/dp/B01N75LISD/

Music from "The Nutcracker Suite (Operatica's Nutcrackeratica Remix)" by Berlin Symphony Orchestra & Operatica

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick is having a hard time making dinner because it runs away too fast from him. Joe helps by trying to lure the dinner over the edge of a cliff, except then the dinner runs across the canyon to the other side unharmed. When the host try to pursue, will they realize they are no longer on solid ground and fall all the way down? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'The Villain' is available on DVD & VHS (nobody wants it on Blu-ray) at: https://www.amazon.com/Villain-Kirk-Douglas/dp/B000063INF/

Music from "The Villain" by Mel Tillis

Artwork from BJ West

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