What the Hell Happened to Them?

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Joe pursues a rodeo clown career only to find there are no rodeos around him in New England. Lev quite helpfully suggests he might have more luck in Old England. Patrick argues that Newer England would be more likely to feature a multitude of rodeo-based job openings. Is there any work for clowns, rodeo or otherwise, in this economy? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in November 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Twins' is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and VHS (for all you hipsters out there) at: https://www.amazon.com/Twins-Blu-ray-Arnold-Schwarzenegger/dp/B08F6Y3M3S/

Music from "Yakety Yak" by The Coasters

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick ruffles some feathers this week while making a documentary about birds. Joe assumes Patrick's bird documentary is about Charlie Parker and begins doing research on the legendary musician. Lev doesn't like documentaries unless they are animated. Will Patrick's movie end up being about cartoon bird musicians? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Red Heat' is available on 4K and DVD (presumably other formats too, but not at this link) at: https://www.amazon.com/Red-Heat-Blu-ray-Walter-Hill/dp/B07VW3K4SN/

Music from "Mekrdhehk Cdnegac Padfaah Ic" by Moogle Bordello

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick gets in trouble for trying to feed ice cream to possums. Joe claims he is Spartacus to keep him from getting in trouble. Lev claims he's Spartacus but for ulterior motives. What seedy motives are they? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'The Running Man' is available on 4K (presumably other formats too, but not at that link) at: https://www.amazon.com/Running-Man-Arnold-Schwarzenegger/dp/B0BXN1TLPQ/

Music from "Family Feud Theme" by Walt Levinsky, Ken Bichel, & Robert Israel

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick thinks his neighbors are spying on him, so he learns to pilot a drone camera to give them a taste of their own medicine. Joe spies on Patrick to figure out why he hasn't been coming to the recording booth lately. Lev isn't spying on anyone because he doesn't care. But will he get paid if neither host shows up to record this week's episode? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Predator' is available on Blu-ray & 4K (along with a bunch of other Predators) at: https://www.amazon.com/Predator-Predators/dp/B07JJ6HQGF/

Music from "Apex Predator" by Barrett Wilbert Weed and Erika Henningsen

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick wants to sell zebras, but a mix-up in shipping occurs and a bunch of black horses get delivered instead. Joe offers to help paint white stripes on them after getting the idea from a Pepe le Pew cartoon he saw. This in turn gives Lev the idea to listen to his White Stripes albums. Which one will he listen to first? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Raw Deal' is available on Blu-ray, DVD, & VHS (though I don't know where) at: https://www.amazon.com/Raw-Deal-All-Region-UHD/dp/B0B5FBLVCK/

Music from "Raw Hide theme" by Frankie Laine

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Mr. Geromini returns to the cast with big news: he's starting his own football team. Patrick will be playing quarterback with Lev as his center. Will Joe make the team as it's star runningback or will he be relegated to a mere water boy? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Commando' is available on Blu-ray, DVD, & VHS at: https://www.amazon.com/Commando-Blu-ray-20th-Century-Fox/dp/B00UGPN3DK/

Music from "We Fight for Love" by Power Station

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick comes down with the Red Plague. Joe enrolls in medical school to find out if there's a cure. Lev checks webMD. Can sources on webMD be trusted? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Red Sonja' is available on 4K & Blu-ray (this time on DVD and VHS too) at: https://www.amazon.com/Red-Sonja-Limited-4K-Ultra/dp/B0G8RHT71M/

Music from "Red Red Wine" by Lou Bega

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Grant Keller comes all the way from the distant year of 2029 to tell you podcast listeners about the frightful things to come, and also that donuts will still be plentiful. Joe is excited about all the donuts. Patrick is not. What lies at the heart of his confounding animosity towards donuts? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'The Terminator' is available on 4K & Blu-ray (presumably on DVD and VHS somewhere too) at: https://www.amazon.com/Terminator-4K-Ultra-Digital-UHD/dp/B0DDT4L725/

Music from "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Far Out Remix)" by Daft Punk, definitely, and maybe someone named Far Out, or some place called Trap Nation?

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick befriends a dolphin at Seaworld and teaches it how to play the piano. Not to be outdone, Joe trains an ocelot how to speak Spanish. Lev teaches a cat how to Yolo. Which animal goes on to lead a major Hollywood franchise based on their newly learned skill? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Conan the Destroyer' is available on DVD & Blu-ray (as a complete journey) at: https://www.amazon.com/Conan-Complete-Barbarian-Destroyer-Blu-ray/dp/B01DVALSWE/

Music from "Late Night with Conan O'Brien theme (but different than last week's)" by... Trevor Curtis, maybe?

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick tries to bake some cheese but forgets that his oven is filled with tuna. Joe tries to help clean out the tuna, but somehow there continues to be more tuna in the oven. Is Patrick's oven actually a gateway to Tuna-Narnia? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Conan the Barbarian' is available on DVD & Blu-ray (as a complete journey) at: https://www.amazon.com/Conan-Complete-Barbarian-Destroyer-Blu-ray/dp/B01DVALSWE/

Music from "Late Night with Conan O'Brien theme" by... probably not Conan O'Brien, but maybe?

Artwork from BJ West

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