Originally aired March 7, 2017. 

Brenda and Artie play a quick round of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" and Truth or Dare. 

(There are some known and unfixable audio errors)

Brenda phones Artie from prison as they consider the best path forward. Then, Zach and RJ discuss a recent retail experience at the newly opened "Treasure Trove" and review 'How I Got This Way' by Regis Philbin as the first installment of the "AZ00 Book Club."

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Originally aired January 1, 2017. 

In which Zach, RJ, Hannah, and Royal reflect on 2016 and ring in 2017 live. 

While awaiting their Czech Republic flight, Brenda and Artie meet Agnes for the second time and things do not go well. Then, Zach and RJ talk about their disappointment in 'Fuller House' and in their fellow drivers.

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Artie struggles to get Brenda's help packing for their upcoming move. Then, Zach and RJ are visited by the Spirit of David Bowie and discuss the hassle of chores while living alone. 

Realizing that Artie's political career in America is over for good, Artie and Brenda decide to flee to the Czech Republic. Then, Zach and RJ talk about their early age perversions -- they both talk about early-age crushes on family members, Zach describes a hentai calendar he made in Elementary School, and RJ reminisces on found-VHS-tape porn... or is it?

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After a brief hiatus, Agnes ties up all of the previous storylines and Artie reels from his election loss. Then, live from the Benton Bunker, Zach, RJ, Hannah, and Royal all discuss the devastation around the 2016 Presidential Election, their past hyper-sexuality, and Hannah and Royal's budding romantic relationship and their potential upcoming joint apartment. 

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Artie, Brenda, RJ, Zach, and the spirits of David Bowie, and Robin Williams are all threatened by the dark-lord herself, Latrisha, due to a heart door left open. 

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Brenda, now restored to her original body, details a dark-encounter she had in the Spirit World. Then, Zach and RJ talk about unrequited love, the first Presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, Zach's day-to-day during training at Assurant, and the upcoming move to the Roberts Retreat by Sandals. 

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Candy Suthers interviews Adam Sandler, but the interview is quickly derailed when Candy is possessed by the Spirit of the REAL Salma Hayek who has a bone to pick with Brenda DeKaplany. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the recent passing of their teacher, Señora Bleigh, and what they would do if they knew they were going to die within two months. 

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Dedicated to Sra. Connie Bleigh (1955-2016)

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'Buenos Dias, Bleigh' Video: https://bit.ly/3NSlyfi

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