Agnes's mission report is interrupted when a transmission from Artie comes in from Russia. Then, Live from Benton Bunker, Zach, RJ, Nicholas, and Hannah discuss BDSM, a fire at Pretzel Maker, and Hannah's first squirting orgasm. Then, Zach's dad calls and the group plays Twenty Questions!

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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 

In which Agnes takes a trip to Russia after tracking Bilo down there. Then, Zach and RJ explore the peaceful stillness of silence.

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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

In his first public interview since his latest murder confession, Artie DeKaplany sits down with K99.1FM's Destiny McEllhenry for a tell-all interview about his upbringing, the murder of his wife, and the accusations against him for the rape and murder of his daughter, Shardeep.

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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.

In which Artie's mom reaches out to talk to him about the new murder allegations. Then, RJ discusses the spontaneous decision to get his nose pierced and Zach recounts trespassing in an abandoned Great American Cookie Company storefront in the Upper Valley Mall.

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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 

In which Artie is coerced into making a shocking confession by his attorney. Then, Zach and RJ discuss musical theatre--including Zach's recent involvement with Northwestern High School's re-staging of "Guys and Dolls." 

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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.

In which Artie describes the murder of his daughter. Then, Zach and RJ briefly discuss Making a Murderer before Zach reads his elementary / middle / high school journal in a followup to last week's episode on RJ's diary. 

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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 

In which Artie escapes from prison. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Ocean Spray and chicken pretzels before RJ reads his childhood diary. 

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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.

Zach and RJ discuss horrible people doing horrible things including Bill Cosby's rapes, the ignorant posts of Zach's former co-worker, and a recent quitter from Pretzel Maker. 

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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

In which Zach and special guest host Hannah Campbell reflect on 2015 -- including One Bugging BBB Beep, the reformation of their friend group through PretzelMaker, the end of Hannah's long-term relationship and burgeoning sexual identity, and the best / worst in film, TV, and music -- before looking ahead to 2016 and counting it down LIVE with Ryan Seacrest. 

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MOATAIF 'Twelve Inch Dick' Episode (ft. Hannah): https://spoti.fi/3abQvIN

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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

In which Agnes loses her job and RJ tells the story of pissing his pants as a college student. Then, Zach and RJ discuss stupid customers at Pretzel Maker and Zach describes his recent attempts at homosexual dating.

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Agnes Waters YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3m6Rn74

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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.