Hagerty, Tristan, Marble, and Brandon all prepare for Clark & Beverly's annual Christmas party. Then, Zach, RJ, and Bri discuss their Christmas plans for 2024, the logistics of waking up at every possible time of the day, and the horniness of menstruation.

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New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Hagerty steps up for Sex Gremlin-kind when Sister No devises a plan to stage a hate crime. Then, Zach and RJ discuss President Carter's physical appearance, Zach's recent 'Night at the Museum' binge, and RJ's spicy connection with a former coworker.

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'Worst Video Ever': https://tinyurl.com/345d9zjp

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New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

In MOATAIF's season 7 premiere, Clark & Beverly visit their deceased pets while Hagerty & Sister No both balk at the wild changes in New Springfield. Then, RJ is pretty sure he found a coworker on OnlyFans, Zach recounts the recent tribulations of Clark County's Republican Party, and the duo decide if the Pope is the AntiChrist.

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New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

In the season 6 finale, Clark, Beverly, and the rest of Goat Island deal with their newfound fame and tourism boom. Then, Zach's piss bucket was found. Zach and RJ discuss whether or not to honor Matthew Perry and their experiences driving under the influence.

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'Plantation Stu & Friends': https://tinyurl.com/yfxv9k4s

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New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Marble and Baby David Sing recount the heroic actions that allowed them to free their friends from the Sitcom Filter. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the 'Pitch Perfect' series and Zach's recent trip to NYC -- including 'Here Lies Love,' 'Harry Potter and the Cursed Child,' and 'Kimberly Akimbo' on Broadway!

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New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available.

The Premier Russian Businessman deals with the birth of Shelley-Ann & Sister Marble's baby. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the hatred of A.I., the interviews at Zach's work, and the bus accident at their alma mater, all while honoring multiple things in a MOATAIF Honors-fest.

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New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

As Tristan mounts his production of 'Othello,' Mirapose and Ivan struggle with the Sitcom Filter. Then, Zach and RJ discuss things they hate about TikTok, rumors they started in High School, and the SAG-AFTRA strike.

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'Cara Pituch' Video: https://youtu.be/mdYrj0xntmw

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New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

Stuck at the bottom of the ocean in Brandon's makeshift submersible, Clark, Tristan, and Hagerty consider mutiny. Then, Zach and RJ discuss content ideas they've been dwelling on and the obstacles to bringing them to life -- followed by a bonus gravy about Zach's desire to own a PS2 again.

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"Big Daddy: Ridin' Dirty" Playlist: https://tinyurl.com/457a6n2s

'Night Night, Babies' Video: https://youtu.be/2KHsXz3a85A

'Publicity Trip' Video: https://youtu.be/vyRq1MGuOu4

'Publicity Trip 2' Video: https://youtu.be/92WmXX8Lefg

Piss Pants Liberal News Video: https://youtu.be/URU8surL2ss

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New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

As a twisted part of Svetlana's plan, Shelley-Ann competes on "The Dating Game" where (unbeknownst to her) she will be impregnated by the winning contestant. Then, Zach, RJ, and Bri discuss the highs and lows of their ten year High School reunion.

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New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

When the power goes out, Clark entertains his friends and family with tales from the Holy Bible. Then, Zach hosts the fourth installment of the "IS IT?" game as Bri challenges reigning champ RJ for the title in "Is It An App?"

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MOATAIF on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3nDwCBL

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New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available!