Can you remember what you're doing here? You're going to listen to the latest episode of Modern Aged Middle Life - so you can laugh at the fact you forget things from time to time. Have you ever taken a memory walk or use tricks to remember things? Modern life encourages you not to remember as we have tools that do directions and facts for us, so we can be excused for missing your husbands birthday. 

What is the difference between a surprise and a shock? Are surprises still exciting as you get older? Or do you associate surprises with something horrible? Good, bad or indifferent surprises are something we think we look forward to and actually don't really enjoy. Perhaps we just enjoy watching others receive them, from a safe distance. We will be launching World leader Wrestling on gaming systems soon. Copyright pending. 

The human body is so clever in so many ways, but does do things that are rather annoying and unpleasant. In this episode we explore the parts of the body that upset us. Sweating, earwax, hair everywhere - and bodily functions. 

Why do we need male and female pronouns? Anyone else confused by why we need different words for the male and female versions of things? Surely we should all be the same. In this episode we concatenate elements together and show we know words like concatenate. Doctor or Doctoress, Mam, Mrs or Mr. You decide. 

What type of drunk are you? Happy drunk, sleepy drunk, techie drunk, or a gremlin drunk. Do you come alive when you've had a drink or pass out? In this episode we investigate what type of drunks Graham and Emily are - including the student years!
Warning - some of this is quite disgusting and rather embarrassing. 

Lockdown is starting to get to us and making us fed up - so in this episode we try and cheer up the nation. Out of desperation Emily Googled "Cheer me up!" only to be faced with a list of nonsense. Enjoy the nonsense and embrace the madness of lock down with our cheer you up facts. 

As the world economy falls to pieces we discuss the origins of money and whether or not you can still trade your wife. From swapping carrots to the invention of paper money, in this whistle stop tour we ask if we can return to the tally stick and trust system? Or perhaps using your card might be slightly less bulky. 

Do you become a keen gardener because you become middle aged? Do you know your clematis from your chrysanthemums? Lockdown has given us more time to get into the garden, so what do we do when we are there? In this episode we investigate our gardening prowess and whether or not you should sweep your lawn. 

Do you become a keen gardener because you become middle aged? Do you know your clematis from your chrysanthemums? Lockdown has given us more time to get into the garden, so what do we do when we are there? In this episode we investigate our gardening prowess and whether or not you should sweep your lawn. 

Food! It is our lifeblood, we over eat it and we enjoy it, especially during lockdown! What would your last meal on earth be? In this episode Emily and Graham explore their own personal last suppers and what would be their final meal on earth. 
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