Santiago is a very old man. He is old, and he knows it. He is much older than the Great DiMaggio. Once, while high on opium, he thought he saw the Great DiMaggio walking on the waters of the Gulf and coming towards him. Panicking, he hurled a harpoon at the Great DiMaggio. Luckily, it was just an endangered whale, the last of its kind.

Written by Bo Segrest

Story by Ernest Hemingway

Performed by Stevan Marcus, Bo Segrest, Katie Corbin, and Anthony Furno

A Version of "Old Man and the Sea and the Fish" Was Originally Published on the Premise Podcast

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At a fundraiser for the prisoners of the New York State Penitentiary, podcast-famous crazy man Scrawny Jim reads some of his poetry. Of course, Scrawny Jim believes that he is very comfortable in front of a crowd, because he believes that he is John Krasinski and he also believes that the Office was filmed before a live studio audience.

Written by Bo Segrest

Performed by Bo Segrest and Stevan Marcus

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For all sin and fall short of the glory of God.

Written by Bo Segrest

Performed by Bo Segrest and Stevan Marcus

"Confession Booth" Originally Published on the Premise Podcast

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President FDR tries to encourage Congress to declare war following the deadly attack on Pearl Harbor. His Secretary of War will always remember that day.

Written and Performed by Bo Segrest

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A date ends with an invitation in for coffee.

Written by Bo Segrest

Performed by Bo Segrest and Sarah Champlin

"Come in For Coffee" Originally Published on the Premise Podcast

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Every morning, Mrs. Gianfreddo delivers the morning announcements over the intercom at La Selle Elementary. Ah! Elementary school-- that time of blissful childhood innocence where the greatest mistake you could make was picking your nose while someone else had their eyes open during nap time. Things were simpler.

Written by Bo Segrest

Performed by Bo Segrest

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On her podcast, Life Hacks With Gorbenko, Russian midwife Gorbenko spends an episode providing her listeners with life hacks for financial success. Gorbenko has what it takes to acquire, invest, and bury all kinds of money, whether it be literal or metaphorical. Gorbenko is my personal hero, and now she's yours, too.

Written by Bo Segrest and Emma Skinner

Performed by Emma Skinner

"Life Hacks With Gorbenko" Originally Published on the Premise Podcast

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A couple goes to counseling.

Written by Bo Segrest

Performed by Emma Skinner, Maggie Angelo, and Bo Segrest

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