Podcast: It's the final countdown! But what could beat the story so far – shocking expulsions, wanton violence, dubious voting practices, used car scandals … Robin and Sean skate over it thinly – plus the new celeb Circle!

Podcast: We watch so you don't have to! Sean and Robin struggle through the quiz shows, The Serpent, Dancing On Ice, Susan Calman In Wales and, best of all, Class Action Park. Contains laudanum.

Podcast: Think yourself lucky, you could be quarantined with Julia Hartley-Brewer. Where will it end? Internment at Stamford Bridge? Not for Frank Lampard. Robin and Sean try to avoid the slippery slope from home yoga to human biohazard. Contains Buckfast.

Podcast: Elephants on the court, Lego slippers, crying Matt Hancock Tiny Tiers dolls – time is running out for 2020 but we'll always have the Xmas TV ads. Robin and Sean sit down for it.

Why settle for a partially festive season when you could be out for the count? We need a top tier with opiates and Nytol plus a quality mattress. Sean and Robin expose a missed opportunity for Sunak and Hancock.

Podcast: It's National Album Day! It's the 80s! It's a Radio 2 poll! Will it be Dire Straits, or Public Enemy, or Whitney? Robin and Sean buy a kilo of mixed vinyl at Aldi and vote. Contains filler.

Podcast: Britain's obsessed with crime and everyone's at it – Boris Johnson, Dennis Nilsen, Judas Priest, you name it (some offences are historic). Sean and Robin jump on the bandwagon.

Podcast: Now Johnson and his mob want citizens back in harness – it's a moral obligation! Robin and Sean unpeel the latest edicts, despite danger of death.

Podcast: You can #CoverYourFace, but you can't hide from Brexit – even if you're gov.uk. So it's Check, Change, Go! Sean and Robin unpack the new public service announcements.

Podcast: Could 'Enjoy Summer Safely' be as good as classics like 'Control The Virus' or 'Build Build Build'? Robin and Sean road test the government's latest campaign – plus interventions of the fortnight from Hancock & Dowden!