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Modern Thinking

[00:00:00] This is the Public Education Network. Coming up tonight on PEN at 7:30 scrapbook memories at 8:30, British humor comes to American Airwaves with “I Do Say!?” and at nine o’clock the public education network is proud to present the Branson, Missouri Playhouse production of The Last Stand of Kirstie Alley starring Glenn Close is Kirstie Alley and Kirstie Alley as towns person three, but first the bleh hard Wilshire award-winning news magazine: Modern Thinking next on p e n. funding for modern thinking is brought to you by The Corporation for Public Broadcasting and a generous Grant from the Levenge group who reminds you if you’ve recently had a colonoscopy rectal scraping [00:01:00] anus splicing or butthole Rejuvenation, and you notice your asshole is starting to fall out call the Levenge Grou.

You could be entitled to substantial compensation The Leverage group putting the pro in prolapse and by viewers like you. Modern thinking the ideas and Views shaping tomorrow’s news tonight. They distrus all authority from government officials to astronauts while some may scoff their message is starting to spread hear their story tonight modern thinking with Marsh Cuntley distrusting the government is not a New Concept.

But distrusting basic science facts. It’s a trend that’s gaining popularity. I’m Marsh Cuntley and tonight on Modern thinking. I travel across the US [00:02:00] meeting people spearheading a very unusual movement. I find myself at the base of the Allegheny Mountains meaning with Doug Gerken an amateur environmental scientist and a hobby pharmacist.

I love being out here look at it. I mean look at the birds in the trees nature. I don’t understand why these so-called scientists have to lie about what’s going on in the extra knots don’t get me started on them astronauts NOTS. That’s why I got me my gutting knife here. This is because they lie about the Earth being flat.

This goes Way Beyond flat earther Doug identifies as a post flat earther. Occasionally he will refer to himself as a false everything-er. As I continue to talk to Doug I begin to realize this man is insane. Rich people are living in the clouds. I’ve got the [00:03:00] blueprints you mean like their head is up in the clouds now.

They’ve got houses in cities on the Clow. What you think is rain is rich people piss and spit. They are showering us with their refuse, but why would rich people want to live on clouds Chemtrails government spraying down poor people it doesn’t take much to get Doug riled up after coming him down with some beef jerky.

I asked him about other conspiracies from the moment you’re born. You’re being lied to what’s the first thing you do when you go to school you learn about what they BC? I no such thing to look truly. You believe in the ABCs ABC d e f g a globalist in the Zionist came up with the ABC’s [00:04:00] to imprison us who stands to benefit from us reading, huh Publishers and all the biggest Publishers at Jews you ever hear the term Jew run media.

Yeah, and what about math? He you need some. I got some cooking up in the bathroom over here what I meant math. Oh, man. Oh, you sure do talk funny. No. Yeah math is a big lie to what’s Matthews for huh learning how to count money to Fork over to the Jew was very good. Since humans began to walk on the earth there have been idiots Any at all.