Oh wow, this is very scary. I’m not certain our heroes will be able to pull through. Eight versus three? Those are odds I’m not comfortable with. PLUS Auril watching?? I mean sure, this first round has gone well. But what about the others? Max Hedman, I’m frightened. Can you give me some kind of inspiration to get out of it?

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Oh, that flashback was a bit unexpected. Hopefully we can resolve this upcoming conflict! I’ll be honest, I’m not certain what to expect from this. I’m a bit scared. But I have faith our heroes will be able to prevail. If anyone is capable of ending this madness, it’s the Bitter Hearts! Right, Max Hedman?

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Things are going from bad to worse. A sacrifice every night? There’s no way that can lead to a substantial population. They’re going way mad here, and they need to be stopped. I can’t believe I was rooting for the ten towns. Now it seems there are only two or three towns that are even worth it. Max Hedman, what has this world come to?

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That Xardorok was kind of a pushover, wasn’t he? At least our heroes got this over with quickly. Now on the find the orb! Surely they won’t mess around in this fortress for too long. I can’t imagine them wasting time while they know their next move. Very unlike our party to do so. Right, Max Hedman?

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Gods there is so much sneaking around going on in this campaign. It’s absolutely wild. Where is the rushing in to battle? Why so much hesitation? I blame party dynamics. Get me a few good folks and we’ll storm this castle in like thirty minutes. We’ll even have Max Hedman be our drummer boy!

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So this plan is absolutely going to work, right? There’s no way it will backfire. It’s going to be flawless in execution. They’re going to be in and out of this castle. At least, I hope… They killed everyone, right?? There wasn’t an extra person who was invisible, right? Max Hedman, can you help me calm down?

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Too much debating. Not enough action. Our party just needs to go with their gut! Storm the castle, kill the king, and be rid of the Duergar threat! Or even just go find the Orb and get to the glacier! Gods this is too much for me. Max Hedman, let’s go play some music somewhere else.

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I’m glad our heroes were able to make it out of Brynshander, but MAN now they have to deal with these flying freaks? Will they ever get a break?? One can only hope. I just don’t feel good about their quest going forward. I would just abandon Ice Wind Dale at this point. What do you say, Max Hedman?

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Thank the GODS that someone is on our heroes’ side! The fact that they got basically everyone together to just shit all over our Bitterhearts makes me so angry. Like honestly, forget the Ten (Six) Towns. They can solve their own problems. I’d be on my way south if I was in their shoes. Also yeah I guess these guards are an issue. They’re inconsequential. Max Hedman, just shoo them away for us.

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Arrested? Are you joking with me? They just literally saved the Ten Towns. These people are so ungrateful. I can’t believe it. I’d just leave the Ten Towns at this point. Fuck these people. Gods this makes me so angry. Max Hedman, can you play me something to calm me down?

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