Three days later ... that's practically 'real time' in the world of I'M NOT GETTING PAID FOR THIS. Listen up, sheeple.

It took my lazy ass over three weeks to finally post this show. If you think I'm about to write up a pretty little summary, you're out of your fucking mind. Here it is. Piss off. I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean it; I love you. Lets never fight again.

aannndddd we're back!

This episode was created on 04/24. Similar to our 4/20 episode, we're the best thing ever. ... EVER.

Originally recorded on 04/20, this episode is now brought to you by the laziest and yet still most under paid podcast producer in the industry; Vinny.

Welcome back to the greatest podcast in the universe. Everything you have ever experienced in your life up until this moment will pale in comparison to the life changing epiphany you are about to have. You're welcome.

Please don’t listen to me on tiny speakers.

Bourbon and a home recording rig. You're welcome.

The gang discusses the definition of puns/paronomasia, malapropisms and homophonic, homographic, metonymic, or metaphorical language. Riveting ... seriously. For all of our non-english major listeners we also discuss:

The gang is back. *magic hands* ... right; This one starts off a little slow but builds to unstoppable momentum; Just like sex with Goggs.