Welcome to episode 9 of Mom, Please Don’t Listen to This. On today’s episode, hosts Jamie and Whitney attempt to stay relevant, laying bare their personal Roman Empires. In the process they discover the differences in religion, pontificate on what counts as an intrusive thought, and delight in the joys of weather appropriate attire. *As the podcast title implies, if you’re either of our mothers, please don’t listen to this*

Welcome to episode 8 of Mom, please don’t listen to this. On today’s episode hosts Jamie and Whitney share childhood meals, divulge the secrets of how to find a Dennys, and debate the versatility of the mighty horse. *As the podcast title implies, if you’re either of our mothers, please don’t listen to this*

-Welcome to Episode 7 of Mom, Please Don’t Listen to This. On today’s episode, hosts Jamie and Whitney examine their most memorable break ups, reveal the best meals for writing a dissertation on manipulation, and share their favorite way to clear their energies among the trees. *As the title implies, if you’re either of our mothers, please don’t listen to this*

Welcome to episode 6 of Mom, Please Don’t Listen to this Podcast. In this episode, hosts Jamie and Whitney voyage through tales of yore. They detail the best ways to get railed, how to signal that a party is over, and reveal the intricacies of growing up Christian.

Welcome to episode 5 of Mom, Please Don’t Listen to This Podcast. In this episode, hosts Jamie and Whitney share their honest review of 2023, then look into the future of 2024 and fantasize about their unique retirement plan and discuss creative solutions to passive income, all while delighting in their culinary escapades *As the podcast title implies, if you’re either of our mothers, please don’t listen to this*

Welcome to episode 4 of Mom, Please Don’t Listen to This Podcast. In this episode, Hosts Jamie and Whitney share the joys of being a housewife in the 80’s, and how to weaponize a condom in a moments notice, all while sharing in the unbridled joy of turning a man into a sandwich. *As the podcast title implies, if you’re either of our mothers, please don’t listen to this*

Welcome to episode 3 of the Mom, Please Don’t Listen to This Podcast. In this episode, hosts Jamie and Whitney muse over their dream jobs, share their favorite grandma memories, and shutter at what life must have been like in the olden days. *As the podcast title implies, if you were either of our mothers, please don’t listen to this*

Welcome to episode 1 of Mom, Please Don’t Listen to This Podcast. In this episode, Hosts Jamie and Whitney, share their origin story, discuss what unmentionables need to be hidden in the event of their untimely deaths, and whether or not it’s ok to replace your family with a spider colony. As the podcast title implies, if you’re either of our mothers, please don’t listen to this.