Who is the best lice?

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Heads up to all you sensitive people out there. This episode tackles some very difficult topics: pool masturbation; camel toe; butthole cancer. You've been warned. Also, back by popular demand, a Notable News Quiz V2 (that means version 2). Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com. 

Episode 191 Promo

Jen and Carol try to Jedi-mind-trick Joel and wring a thank you out of Ken. How well do you know the news: Big-headed homeless people; buffalo style fat lips; and the world's longest queef are all on the list. Also, the ladies duke it out over who gets to fuck Grampa Walton. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

Episode 190 Promo

A little dab'll do ya.

Carol and Jen debate the fine line between "self-care" and "self-ish" and also take the opportunity to stereotype the popular baby names of 2021. How much are your organs worth? Would you like to make a living insulting others? Also, what if the solution to conflict was simply reframing the narrative? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

Episode 189 Promo

Where does it come from? A thing so sinister it may just be the end of us all.