Carol's pee hole tours the state of Maine while Jen decides to sign up to sniff her dog's poop every day for two months. Who knew that faking pregnancies and personas was illegal? And why are our Google search terms so fucked up now?  Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

Episode 170 Promo

Can we feed the world?

It's an episode filled with phone calls and bitching. Joel corrects Jen and Carol on the proper way to remove impacted shit, and Alan complains that Carol did not allow him to scam her. Ken has created a Pyramid game that the ladies promptly screw up. Also, a box of human heads has Jen and Carol fascinated. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

Episode 169 Promo

Yet another...

Carol has another grievance with her pussy, and Jen takes listeners on her latest Google adventure. Why is there a condom just for the anus, and who knew that bull semen is so explosive? The ladies acknowledge the bravery of the Ukrainians and suggest that an army of rage-filled middle-aged women may be a solution. Also, it's the first TikTok challenge!! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

Episode 168 Promo

You spoke; we listened.

The ladies discuss how Carol violated Jen's couch, and Jen makes her ukulele debut. Ever stick your cock in a vacuum cleaner? Ever lace your desserts with sperm?  Well, you're in good company! Greenhorn Dispatch examines the Gazpacho Conspiracy, and also, MORE IDIOMS! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.