You all have been warned.

Jen and Carol are recording on the road, and Jen's mic is off...sorry 'bout it. Is Mom Swipes Left the podcast to pee on air? Why does Jen's car smell like ass? Was Jen a feral child? Also, famous movie lines that were actually improvised. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

Episode 129 Promo

Nothing says "American" quite like eating your way out of a stranger's stomach. Even when you don't have teeth.

Strap in for this one. Jen describes her first weekend away since Covid and how she found the largest ball of lint in a meth addict's bellybutton. Also, Jen eats a cancerous growth from her chest and Carol almost quits the podcast. The ladies sample this season's first batch of asparagus and battle it out to see whose pee smells fastest. Carol finishes out the show with a stellar performance in "Guess the Review". Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

Episode 128 Promo

Trying to teach you a little sumthin' sumthin' about a little sumthin' sumthin'.

Carol has a crappy weekend getaway and Jen is pissed with the Pay-it-Forward movement. The ladies are disappointed with the Maine Cannabis Ambulance and Jen aces a Lady Bits quiz. Lastly, they examine animal dicks and wonder why they just fuck men. Be sure to check out the show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

Episode 127 Promo

As sweet as that old lady pussy...