Can a human live on scabs alone? The poets have asked this for eons, and we're asking for a friend.

Carol reels after being criticized by a "fan". Jen announces that somehow they've fucked up Google search algorithms. The day is saved with a deep dive into the fantastic world of Alan Wagner. How 'bout that cancel culture? The ladies discuss Dr. Seuss and Mr. Potato Head and how sometimes a murder can really screw up a birthday party. Lastly, 10 important bits of knowledge from Judy, Jen's aged neighbor. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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Finally, scientists have calculated the force with which the Humboldt Penguin shoots its shit. You're welcome.

Ever wonder why May is a cunt? Why it's difficult to subtract 12 from 20? We can't answer those questions, but we can discuss them. Jen and Carol interview Amy, a self-proclaimed synesthete, to learn more about this "fucked up" condition. Also, Amy shares two intimate stories that have to do with her butt. Enjoy, and be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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Don't judge us, we're just asking for the people.

Carol and Jen get all wrapped around the axle about how Joel's a freeloader, mukbang videos, and men who poop in cars. Carol explains what the word "simp" means, and after a heady discussion, neither Jen or Carol reach any conclusions. Think using butt plugs to cure bad breath is weird? Listen to an array of other equally strange medical techniques. Lastly, Carol gives a digger deeping about March 4. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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Jen has a brilliant idea for DIY face lifts