This week, Carol ponders when it's ok to put a pet down while Jen asks "When is it ok to suggest salad?" Earthworm Jim asks some probing questions and Dr. Steve talks nuts...again. Does the whole "Trans" question really come down to whether someone laughs at The Three Stooges? And Errol Morris...Am I right? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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Why does Kid Rock think we care? The ladies think Budweiser should double-down and dress the Clydesdales in mini skirts and tiaras. Why would anyone own a chihuahua, and why would a waitress be fired for doing exactly what a customer wants? Also, explosive gas has an unfortunate side-effect. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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This week, Carol negotiated her way through an old-person buffet while Jen choked on a pea. What's more irritating than a pushy salesman? Finding out that they may have been right. The ladies discuss anus-shaped hotels, dead goats, and an answer from Dr. Steve regarding toe fungus. Be sure to visit magicmind.com and use MOMSWIPESLEFT at checkout. Or don't. We don't really care. Also, check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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Carol has a shitlist regarding the new no-drag-queen law, and Jen requests that someone play a kazoo with their asshole. How does one divorce oneself? And what ever happened to the Pennsylvania alligator? Also, disease inspired fashion trends and childhood insults. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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You know they're practically interchangeable, right? This week, Carol is pissed with parents who don't want their children seeing David's tiny dick, and Jen comes up with a great way to help subsidize childcare expenses. Why are Saskatchewanians so damn fun? Also, why shouldn't you put a raw chicken in your vagina? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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