Momma Needs A Monster

Hi.... This is the story of my guy bestie Tbone. He and I were the best of friends. And even if we went long periods of time not able to hangout much or speak to each other he's truly one of the only people who I can pick up where I left off with and feel as though no time has passed. We also attacked a truck with Jello like weirdos in the night. Until we meet again partner in crime....

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The title is slightly misleading... He in fact didn't get that nick name from sticking anything in his butt.... But he was a creep so he needed a creep nick name. This is basically how I grew strong enough to start setting boundaries with creeps.

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Alright. You know how Backstreet Boys said "Quit playin' games with my heart!" Well take a note from my book (or don't) and listen to them. I played a stupid game and won exactly 0 prizes....

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These are the only two sleepovers I had with Jessie Bestie. Her and I were really close during school and if we hadn't grown apart (not anyone's fault shit happens) due to life circumstances I think we'd have had many more and would still be friends today, but who knows.

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Yes.... this is another new year's eve story. A little late (or early, depending) I know, but I am weird and random memories keep popping up of weird stuff. Stuff I'm not sure anyone else has done... also do you decorate your home? And is it DIY?

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Okay.... again another weird trip down memory lane to another story I've never really talked about to anyone out of sheer embarrassing guilt. I had a sleepover where we literally called a sex chat line and I did my best Paris Hilton impersonation and got my friend and I free pizza. It's not as cool as it sounds and if anything should be used as a cautionary tale if anything. Be really careful. You may feel sexy and grown up at 13-15, but you're not so don't go trying to be....

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Nope.... you didn't read that title wrong, and it's also not a typo. Today I'm taking a little trip down nostalgia lane to the time I was a seventh grade rep in the student body government. I've never told anyone this not even my friends back then. So... your welcome.

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Today it's all about the driving babies... I have always loved going on drives and walks, what about you? I figured since I'm a pro DoorDash driver now I'd tell you all about it. (Also lots of PLT on how NOT to embarrass yourself while DoorDashing!)

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Today is strictly story time. There was a time we almost broke up, and then came our first (and my worst ever) Valentine's day. Are you ready for a wild one?! Buckle in, okay, cuz this train is about to go off the rails.

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So today I'm telling you about my love of going for drives and having adventures... You'd think that this would translate into my love life. It does not. Clearly.

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