Moms Mouthing Off

This week Diane teaches her 5 year old son how to scrub his own poop streak underwear after soiling the 5th pair in one day! In the meantime she finds out that maybe Little Logan hasn’t been peeing where he should! While Christina is still trying to find answers to her sons migraines and dizziness, she is planning her trip to the happiest place on earth! Hopefully maybe THIS time she can get a happy picture in front of the castle with out a fight.

This week Big Logan realizes a few seconds too late that calling his mom "LAZY" was not his best idea & is going to land him in a heap of trouble. Also, Diane hunts down the one pair of shoes that Liam likes to wear only to find out he doesn't like those shoes anymore.. Go figure! 

And on a more serious note, Diane & Christina discuss what they do when their older kids starting talking about heavy topics regarding death... When to take it serious and when they are just testing how powerful their words can be.

Diane & Christina dive into how they deal with their children’s sibling rivalries.. when they jump in and when they let it play out!Also, Christina’s 6 year old is devastated when she finds out she cant wear full blown makeup to a family photoshoot & Diane’s 7 year old thinks his face is falling off after the dentist!

Christina talks about the emotional roller coaster that her family went on while playing a FOUR hour long board game & Diane discusses her “FUN” family weekend that by the end had her losing her shit at the mere sound of her husband farting!

Pee Pee.. Wee Wee.. Penis.. Vagina.. What do you call it? What's the appropriate age to call "it" what "it" is? 

In this episode Diane gets hit with a hard to answer question in the middle of McDonalds while everyone is listening and Christina's son breaks out in mysterious hives the night before he goes back to school after 17 LONG days of being home on Christmas break.

In this episode Diane finally finds out what’s been giving off a horrible odor in her car! Christina can’t sleep in or take a shower for longer then 5 mins! Please children, back off and let mommy clean herself!

This episode we chat about a top 2018 holiday toy and how much we despise slime!Also the New Years resolution that you know are not gonna happen but we still make it!!

Sometimes we have the greatest intentions on having either a great kids birthday party or even just family game night. And within a matter of seconds our children sh*t all over it!

...Also find out why Diane called the cops!

Diane & Christina talk about how they can’t party like they use to & how a long girls night out dancing feels like a long hard workout the next morning. They also discuss their kids sensory issues with clothes & struggles of just getting them out of the house.

Never ending mom guilt- The vicious cycle. Whether you’re a stay at home working mom like Christina or a 9-5 working mom like Diane, mom guilt will always find you! In this episode we cover the guilt that makes you not be able to relax EVER! or the guilt that makes you feel like the worst mom ever. Either way we can never get away from it. Also, Diane talks about her 5 year old wetting the bed and Christina vents about her son not wanting to wear clothes!! We will also discuss our WTF moment of the week that will make you either shake your head or make you say YES! I’m not the only one!!!