Heyyy!! This song was requested again so I thought it was time for an updated version. Cheers to 2020 and reaching your sales goals!
A New Year’s prayer for the females and males
In the honorable, ne’e ornery profession of sales.
This is my vision for you: That all your dreams come true.
It is my mission to get you more commission
to decrease your attrition, make your dreams come to fruition.
So, let your suspicion go,
permission given to Musician erudition in this holiday rendition.
May you bleed the A leads and forget all the B’s
After all this year you’ve done all of those good deeds.
May your prospects treat you with the utmost respect.
May you connect and resurrect even those that were X-ed.
What will you do when you reach your quota?
Take a trip to Sarasota? Buy yourself a new Toyota?
What? You don’t care one iota?
Banish thee to the cold-calling corner!
May your bonuses come with no slownesses
Your renewals like jewels without cruel duels.
And your increased revenue make you scream Yahoo!
In your kazoo that you bought down in Kalamazoo.
Let me reinforce: There will be no buyers’ remorse
They’ll ne’er endorse to outsource like a painful divorce.
And chargebacks, like a hack to your back a full blown heart attack,
They’ll steer clear of your rear in the coming New Year.
Beat by: Chuki Beats http://www.youtube.com/user/CHUKImusic