Mark is gravely concerned about his personal details leaking out onto the Internet via the unscroupulous lack of editing on Carl's part. Geoff is away finishing up his move back to the area. Carl teaches us what he's learned this week. Mark has Dumbah! Karen says "Get over yourself!" and Richard has achieved Toy Nirvana.

The full cast is here! Carl tells us what he's learned, Richard toys with us, Karen helps us manage our 'collections,' and there's even a little poo, too. And can you believe it? Someone wants to sponsor this crappy show?!

Rory Blyth joins the crew, seing as he was in town, Geoff makes a comeback, Karen and Rory trade venomous insults, Mark Miller has tales of dumbah (as always), Carl learns how NOT to deal with animals who chase you on your bike, and Richard is replaced by the patented Richard 2000 automatic funny machine.

Carl, Richard, and Mark are joined onstage by Michele Leroux Bustamante in front of 400 puzzled Dutch software developers ad the SDN conference in Arnhem, The Netherlands.

This about sums it up, huh?

Richard makes a showing of gratuitous libation, Mark is pissed about an 8-hour layover, Our friend Marco shares what is quite possibly the funniest series of answering machine messages we've ever heard, Carl shares what he learned this week; some headlines; and a call to Shmeckle, and the toys come at you relentlessly until you can't take it anymore.

The crew takes a powder this week so that we may bring you this collection of Carl's best bits from the first 50 shows.

We have arrived at our 50th Mondays episode. The fans heap on the praise via telephone and skype, Natalie Portman gets stoned, Karen tells us why she still shows up for Mondays, Carl learns a few things this week, Millah has 3 stories of dumb, and Richard has toys that will blow your mind. Other than that, it's a crappy show and you shouldn't listen.

Carl pleads that the crew refrain from using the F-word to avoid going broke on editing costs. Mark is in the netherlands suffering from terminal reverberation, Karen lays down the smack on her so-called friends, Carl learns the importance of being PC the hard way, and Richard resurfaces with some killer USB toys.

Karen reveals her thing for firefighters, and then takes on Google. Carl finds some headlines and shares what he learned last week. Geoff is still missing. Mark finds a naked old guy in the news, and Richard digs up a walking robot horse.