Got chicken fingers on the brain? Mark Miller sure does. Karen explores a video remake of a timeless classic of eastern literature; Richard finds a surprising non-USB-related Japanase sushi super-toy, Geoff whines a bit more in geek-ese about his hacked system, and Steve Jobs shows his true colors in Carl's Week In Geek segment.

Richard shows us some classy, high-brow toys, Karen gets philosophical re: Connetion Films, Carl harasses some more nerds, Geoff gets pwnd, and Mark makes the rest of us look dull and un-funny! Another *stellar* episode.

Star Wars meets old hardware meets some NON-food related japanese toys in this surprisingly good episode of Mondays. Mark relates the story of some people dumber than him who are, shall we say, very close to him, Geoff rants about his RaQ, and possibly traces the history of his lesbian-production. Carl lets his Star Wars curiosity get the better of him, and fun is had by all. A must-listen episode.

Karen touches on another 'Classic' connection film, Richard geeks out SLI-style, Mark tells us some touching tales of his childhood, and Geoff... well, Geoff edits out the stuff that just isn't funny!

Carl considers playing out again with new entertainment technology, Mark finds people dumber than you, TiVo news, Richard's got toys, and more!

The Mondays crew returns from 2 weeks off to do the usual. Hear about horrible accidents with adhesive from Mark, let Geoff rant at you about his typically great weak, and hear one of the greatest high-geekism stories of all time from Richard. Also, this week Karen reviews the film history of Traci Lords.

Mark lets loose with some amazing tales of pee, Nick continues his hopeless quest for love, Geoff and Richard share in some love of vintage audio formats, and Carl's parenting skills are again questioned.

Karen reviews an in-the-news connection movie, ActiveNick hits the ESPN Zone in Times Square to talk to people watching the Superbowl. A critique of the Mondays crew from a member of the American youth, The crew recalls childhood revenge, Richard continues his bizarre Japanese toy series, and loads more.

In this episode of Mondays, Nick FINALLY introduces his segment Activenick Does New York, Karen does a slight (heh) change in format of her movie reviews, Richard brings us up to date on Japanese toilets, Geoff gets his 1 sentence of fame on TV, and Mark FINALLY reveals his massive tale of poo, all under Carl's high-quality-scotch-fueled usually benevolent dictatorship! Oh yeah, and there's that little segment we like to call News Bites, which is back!

In this week's episode, Activenick tries to pick up another chick, Karen takes a vacation, Mark visits Carl and Geoff in the studio to rant about names he's been called, poop, etc. Richard announces a contest related to this week's (somewhat unusual) toys, Geoff nearly catches fire, Carl continues to recover from his cold yet somehow manages to squeek out another original tune and Rory makes a triumphant return. Mark peruses the back of Popular Mechanics for sexual aids, and Nick gets some revenge on everyone else for being snow-pussies.