What is a birth week? What is a birth month? Why do some people out there think that they're so important that the DAY they were born should be celebrated for longer than 24 hours?

In case you're wondering where I've been... well here's the answer.

What IS Thanksgiving? Why do we celebrate it? Why is Thanksgiving not loved like Halloween or Christmas? Is Thanksgiving just one huge conspiracy?!?

Why are people so into Christmas music? What about Christmas music makes it so great? Why are there 100 different variations of the same 10 songs? Is it the bells, do the bells hypnotize people?

Why are there SO MANY social media websites? Who the heck is using Google+? Why do some couples share a Facebook profile? How are people still getting catfished in 2018?

What happened to MTV? When did they stop playing music videos? When did MTV become RTV? And what the hell happened to the VMAs? Is anyone else confused by the best new Artist category? And when did VH1 become the new BET?

How do bad television shows and movies get made? Is there no one at the networks or studios that says "Hey, we probably shouldn't put this out to the public."? Why does Adam Sandler keep making HORRIBLE movies, and why do people keep seeing them? Who thought a show about singing cops would be a good idea?

Why does the Bachelorette exist? What type of people decides to go on a national television show to "find love"? Have these people never heard of online dating? How much power do the producers have on the show? How do you explain this to your future kids?

No intro. No music. No comedy. Just me, talking to you, trying to figure out why this keeps happening.

What's a millennial? When did Generation Z begin? Why don't people ever use their turn signals? ESPECIALLY when they're turning?!? Is weed really a "gateway" drug? How long does the high from meth last? Why is Hollywood so obsessed with '90s nostalgia right now? Did they run out of ideas? Was anyone even ASKING for Roseanne to come back?