Monèt Doesn't Understand

Why do people ride asses? What does the term "I'm grown!" actually mean? Is there a reason why people are rude to poor customer service workers? Why do young people get into so much credit card debt? Is everyone buying 75" TVs?!?

Why does the speed limit on the interstate change? Why don't people put the toilet lid covers down when they're done using the potty? Why is my wife here?!?

Why are people criticizing the teens that are trying to change gun reform? Why is it that same adults think teens can't have opinions or voices? When, why, and how do gas prices change? How is it that people don't know how to pronounce my name? Why did my gas station increase their price by 10 cents during a 7 hour period? How do guys know what size condoms to buy?

Why can't I have my cake and eat it too? Aren't i literally eating the cake while having it? Why do so many awards shows exist? Do the artists even care about the awards anymore? Did you know Russell Wilson played baseball before playing in the NFL?!?

The Big Game is happening, but why do we care so much? I don't understand people that burn jerseys or cry after a sports game. Why can't we speak ill of the dead but it's ok to talk crap about them when they were alive? How do I know if someone is hitting on me or just being nice? I'm not 100% sure why parents are letting Kim Kardashian raise their kids, shouldn't you raise your own children?

It's the first episode of Monet Doesn't Understand! I'm not understanding why teenagers are eating poison, just to get internet fame. Snow has NO USE for this world yet for some reason people like it. Also, I get stretching, I understand that it's important, but what is the point if I'm going to pull a muscle WHILE stretching?!? And guess what?! You can own Hilter's tax return!