You know that grouchy old homophobe who works at Sears? Well Dire Straits wrote a song about him! And man does he wish he could be in Motley Crue. This week we celebrate the riff and the cocked wah that made it all happen--from our custom Sting noise machine to the drum solo alarm clock. 

Also in this episode:

- Rob becomes a Podfather

- Everybody has a store this song reminds them of

- Mark Knarpfler and “Italian Dire Straits”