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Instead of ordering food, now you can order a chef and they'll cook for you right in your humble abode. A mystery box truck of leftovers for low income families to grub on, and an AI that has been trained as your EX and programmed to keep you broken up at all costs.
Socks for wearing over your socks for when you're in shoes, a Caddy that lives in your Meta glasses, an attachment for beer cans for gimme putts with suction you've never seen before and a Beer Golf League with the greatest shuttle of all fucking time
Driving Strava - set your fastest mile time. Big swap - ever want to do a big swap with someone else's life? Pay us and you can do whatever you want, porking wives is on the table. Pay to do 60 days soft as hell so you stop being such a fucking degenerate. A Fake it till you Make It TV Show where you can potentially lose by pretending to be gay or whatever
Want to be less tan? Use Tan-Off. Ever wish you could filter out all of the ramblings of ladies telling stories? We got you covered. And finally, a heartfelt business where you rent local shelter dogs for one day, but if they don't come empty then no fucking deal.
A Tamagatchi that controls your life, build your own simulated heist, and the best new restaurant in town BOOTERS
One of us wants to be a grass farmer? Ever want to end your golf round early? Schedule sex with your significant other with the bang calendar. The best new golf course near you
Lying drunk people reading your tarot cards, dubbing movies to instill accents, and the best way for governments to fund education,
A cult to just chill and be dudes. Ever have a poop sneak up on you? Not anymore with Poopy Pulse and a zoo with the craziest animal mixes possible
Finally a way for fat guys to make money, Ghosty, your heads will never fall asleep again, a solution to road rage, and maybe the cheapest uber option available.
A great way to teach your kid with ADD how to concentrate. Seriously, why do envelopes not come with stamps? A mirror with a dad facing a way from you and judging you. A service for immigrants that is definitely not I.C.E.
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