In this episode of Monkey Baat, we break down Elon Musk’s controversial Nazi salute moment, discuss Trump’s chaotic return, we also dive into Modiji’s upcoming conversation with Lex Fridman and wrap it up with the iconic badassery of Ravikumar.

timestamps:

0:00 - elon’s salute: nazi or nah?

10:08 - modi ji x lex: a crossover we didn’t expect

14:06 - badass ravikumar for oscars

20:23 - men are simple creatures

31:00 - would you forgive your bro for sleeping with your girl?

36:56 - weird kinks: from feet to… you don’t want to know

43:55 - outro

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In this episode of Monkey Baat, we dive into Yograj Singh’s outrageous remarks on women and power, hilariously rank the most feminine languages, and debate the tragedy of pretty people. We also tackle modern parenting vs. old-school parenting and explore why people without phones seem so weird.

Timestamps:

0:00 - Alpha Intro You Didn’t Ask For

01:05 - Ranking the Most Masculine Languages

10:04 - Yograj Singh’s Alpha Wisdom on Women

17:34 - Hot Gym Girls and the Awkward Gym Story

29:20 - Screen Addiction and the Good Old Days

36:04 - Modern Parenting vs. Old-School Tough Love

48:41 - Why 90 Hours a Week is the Alpha Grind

54:15 - The Most Alpha Outro Yet

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👉 Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_

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In this episode of Monkey Baat, we talk about Trump’s The Apprentice, ponder what we'd do if we were filthy rich, debate whether prenups should be illegal, and Kalita opens up about his fears. Plus, we’ve got something special for you- our listeners can now be part of Monkey Baat!

Tune in for a hilarious, heartfelt, and unpredictable ride you won’t want to miss!

Timestamps:

0:00- Gay-Friendly Intro

01:36- Trump’s Film: The Apprentice

05:53- Prenups in India

11:06- Masculine Gays & Booty Shorts

17:24- Gym = Gay?

25:57- Kalita Gets Vulnerable

28:24- If We Were Rich…

33:03- Be On Our Pod!

36:00- Outro

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👉 Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_

👉 Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik

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In this episode of Monkey Baat, we dive into the hot topics making waves right now!

We discuss the Atul Subhash Case, unpack the nuances of toxic feminism, debate the fairness of alimony laws, and so much more. Tune in for a candid, thought-provoking conversation you won’t want to miss!

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👉 Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_

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In this episode of Monkey Baat, we’re back after three months and kicking things off with a bang! We talk about why our parents are the ultimate weirdos, address some unexpected homophobic allegations, and hear all about Swaraj’s wild gay escapade. Plus, we debate the absurdity of couple’s therapy and somehow end up talking about Mike Tyson’s thicc assets. All this and much more in our chaotic comeback episode!

Timestamps:

0:00 - we’re back

3:37 - our parents are their own kinda weird

8:21 - addressing homophobic allegations

16:44 - Swaraj’s gay escapades

24:23 - Girls are boring

29:18 - Chivalry is manipulative

37:35 - couple’s therapy is stupid

41:55 - Mike Tyson’s thick black ass v/s Jake Paul

47:22 - outro

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Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik

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In this episode of Monkey Baat, we’ve got Udayan Duarah spilling the tea on his strip club misadventures, a surprise hooker detour, his acting career, and the one regret that haunts him. Also, stick around as Udayan drops some serious Rizz lessons!

Timestamps:

0:00 – welcome to chaos

00:37 – nepotism…kinda, but not really!

03:38 – Swaraj’s oscar-worthy meltdown

06:59 – Udayan’s wild strip club confessions

24:20 – thought it was disco, ended up with hookers

34:01 – Udayan’s great escape from home

42:45 – the “fu*k my life” call centre saga

45:55 – Udayan - not northeastern enough?

50:19 – biggest regret? you won’t believe this one

57:01 – Udayan’s masterclass on rizzing

1:05:45 – you made it this far? Respect!

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Udayan: https://www.instagram.com/udayanudy

Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_

Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik

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In this episode of Monkey Baat we’ve got Ahiran Sarma, arguably the funniest creator in Assam, we talk about why podcasts suck, our weirdest p*rn stories, comedy, films, his stint with mental health issues, our favourite filmmakers and much more!

Timestamps:

0:00 - intro

01:05 - why podcasts suck and why we’re doing one anyway

04:54 - wild world of weird p*rn and confessions

16:58 - Ahiran’s relationship status and is he a cheater

21:12 - to censor or not? The comedy conundrum

30:21 - Ahiran’s top advice for YouTube success

32:38 - Tv and Films’ most twisted moments

38:01 - cringe instagrammers we love

44:04 - Ahiran’s comedy taste

45:32 - showbiz and money

47: 29 - his depressive phase

1:07:40 - Adhorua Morom

1:10:29 - his writing process

1:12:34 - is Ahiran a woman-hater?

1:14:07 - Tamasha plagiarism allegations

1:24:49 - our favourite Tamasha scenes

1:30:45 - Ahiran’s bug dream

1:34:27 - how films on YouTube work?

1:40:26 - our favourite filmmakers

1:43:35 - films on YouTube are loss making

1:50:50 - Maharaja is Bonkers

1:52:21 - fakest outro ever

Our socials:

Ahiran: https://www.instagram.com/ahiransarma

Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_

Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik

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In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about how Aboyob built Assam’s Top Podcast, his earnings, the impact of his podcast, discuss our favourite films, the state of media today, hilarious podcast stories, Joe Biden funniest moments and much more!

Timestamps:

0:00 - intro

2:42 - gaaliyan and weird names

6:43 - the female attention dilemma

7:53 - the pressure to keep it clean

11:06 - impact of the podcast

15:22 - journalism today - what went wrong?

19:50 - podcast prep

26:01 - funniest podcast experiences

32:25 - Aboyob is a homophobe?

41:11 - earnings revealed

50:56 - Anuv Jain’s Podcast

52:22 - chaotic podcast beginnings

56:05 - discussing our favourite films

1:04:00 - Is legacy media dead?

1:09:33 - pseudo intellectuals are the funniest

1:19:10 - are podcasting courses a scam?

1:23:00 - his advice to us: the good stuff

1:27:15 - Joe Biden’s Funniest Moments

1:28:28 - Tucker Carlson and Samdish

1:32:42 - does India lack a intellectual right wing

1:37:45 - plagiarism in podcasting

1:40:43 - purpose of life finally revealed

1:43:13 - hilarious outro

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Aboyob: https://www.instagram.com/aboyobbhuyan

Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_

Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik

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In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about India’s Ambani’s Wedding, Trump’s attempted assassination, why vegans suck, Bhansali raising the stakes with impossible beauty standards and much more!

Timestamps:

0:00 - intro

1:42 - being proud is delusional

10:33 - Ambani Wedding

25:15 - Donald Trump Is Goated

31:28 - vegans suck

4536 - Bhansali Is obsessed with Whores

59:20 - outro

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Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_

Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik

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In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about India’s T20 World Cup, Cricket Stories, girls who like Osho, Birthdays, Bigg Boss and much more!

Timestamps:

0:00 - intro

0:24 - India wins WORLD CUP and Cricket stories

28:20 - bonding over misogyny and all wrong things

37:40 - girls who like Osho

42:40 - birthday stories

56:35 - Bigg Boss Ott 3

1:04:23 - outro

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Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_

Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik

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