We are enticed to a mysterious mirror world by THE OTHER MOTHER, and we have buttons sewn onto our eyes and we stay there forever and we love it.

We play tag and hide-and-seek with the very short ALIEN FROM BIOHAZARD (1985)

After a nuclear missile mishap deep beneath the ocean, we accidentally unleash the primeval fury of the gigantic "DEPLADON" from DEEPSTAR SIX!

We are excited to present THE FIRST ANNUAL MONSTIE AWARDS, available only on the Monster Crazy podcast! Tune in to hear the biggest winners and yummiest dinners of 2022!

We make fun of a scientist until he gets very very angry and then he smashes us. Because he is the HULK.

We are selected by aliens to do combat with ZARKORR! THE INVADER and are robbed of our warmth by KRAA! THE SEA MONSTER, the giant monsters from two of the most popular movies of all time.

We encounter the LOVELAND FROG under a bridge and he uses a metal wand to spray sparks at us.

We journey to (Australia/the Ethereal Plane) to (be stung by/have our thoughts drained by) (PLATYPUSES/THOUGHT EATERS)!

After a time traveling mishap, we are kidnapped by the cackling Victorian specter known as SPRING-HEELED JACK. Our long awaited Halloween episode is finally out.

Our ship is analyzed, intruded on, and commandeered by THE BORG, who assimilate us and turn us into emotionless drones...