We are invaded, assimilated, and compleated by the most evilest and biomechanicalest villains of Magic: The Gathering, the Phyrexians.

We are stomped, bitten, smashed, crushed, slimed, soundwaved, dropped, zapped, knifed, axed, and rammed by the giant bioluminescent kaiju of Pacific Rim.

We walk the plank into the slavering, toothy maw of the fearsome Sarlacc, the star of Return of the Jedi.

We are facehugged, chestbursted, and generally attacked by the fearsome xenomorph of Alien fame.

We are haunted and swarmed by two different iterations of tiny mischievous critters from the movie Don't Be Afraid of the Dark and its remake.

We delve into the complicated lore of the Dark Tower to talk about its illegitimate antichrist figure: Mordred Deschain. And introducing the WHEEL OF MONSTER! 

A molten meteor crash lands in our backyard and we poke it with a stick only to be engulfed by the oopy goopy nasty wasty Blob.

We are joined by Branson @necrobranson from E1 to become human pets for the stupidest, fattest, and awesomest Dungeons & Dragons monster, the Hill Giant.

We are kind of like twins because we are so similar and cool, so we decided to talk about two different sets of scary monster twins.

We hike to a secluded cabin in the woods where we are latched onto and sucked dry by the giant slimy ticks from Ticks.