Here at the Monster Mates Podcast HQ, we like to show that we have a bit of class, a bit of elegance when perusing these monster girls, and that means enjoying the elegance of one who's as cold as ice, looking for a bit of warmth.

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Do you think you're equipment can pierce stone? Do you alone hold the mighty Excalibur? Perhaps your rod can split the rocks? Or perhaps you wield a tool of diamond? Look, I can keep going all day here, but I think you get the point.

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In the deepest of woods and on darkest of nights, there lurks within a monster full of surprises. Some in good ways, others in bad ways. Okay maybe not *that* many surprises, but keep an eye out.Art is by Lilyana Nevermore ( @Nakanaichi  | https://x.com/Nakanaichi)!Podcast twitter: https://x.com/MonsterMatesPodTrevor's twitter: https://x.com/Alatos_Diogenes

In the deep emptiness of space, no one can hear how degenerate you are. Well, at least with this kind of monster girl, there'll be TWO degenerates. Which two degenerates is always better than one, naturally.Art is by Flufferino (@FluffyBeans2 | https://x.com/FluffyBeans2)!Podcast twitter: https://x.com/MonsterMatesPodTrevor's twitter: https://x.com/Alatos_Diogenes

Would you still love me is I was a wyrm? What about if I was a wurm? What about if I was a worm? What about if I was a würm? What about if I was a vverm? What about if I was a vviirm? You get the idea.

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We're no strangers to insectoids on this podcast, nor are we strangers to automatons and genetic creatures. But what about a Venn diagram of all of them?

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Humans have to deal with a scary amount of STIs and STDs. We also have to deal with a bunch of other scary germs and such. But what if sex would 100% give you a handful of sicknesses? Well, it's time to see the result.

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Get your Kappas ready in chat, because it's time for these weird duck-turtle things! Nothing bad will totally happen, right? RIGHT!?

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Double the girls means double the fun, right? Well, maybe, as long as you've got a good clean-up crew afterwards. Just hope that you've got a lot of energy for "pollination."

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The winter holidays may be far away from us at this point, but the Naughty And Nice list continues for the entire year! Question is, will you make the cut, or will you be getting corrected?