We've gone from the multi-eyed Beholder to the now singled eye cyclops, I'm sure Polyphemus would be proud of us. Or maybe not, I dunno. You think their tears are bigger as a result, and can be used as lube? Actually, don't answer that, I don't want to think about it. Art is by Cha.sai (@bobaaaatea | https://twitter.com/bobaaaatea )!

Hey remember that bible story about that dude who had to flee from Sodom and Gomorrah? Well did you know that after he ran away with his daughters they got him drunk and fucked him? No? Well, that's fine, because the booze will flow like water with these girls! Maybe something else will flow too, eh? Art is by Silas Diakonos (@SDiakonos | https://twitter.com/SDiakonos) !

The key to a good sex life is to keep on growing. At least, that's what I think that's the key to it. I dunno, doesn't matter. Get your bladders ready, lads, time to get creative up in this garden!  Art is by Cha.sai (@bobaaaatea | https://twitter.com/bobaaaatea )!

Going in for our third soul selling, man where do we keep getting these things? Whatever, this time we're getting our bang for our buck, almost literally. You could almost say we're doing a community service for them by feeding them their essentials, right? I'm sure there's a tax write-off on that somewhere. Art is by Jek (@Jake_LastName | https://twitter.com/Jake_LastName )!

Time to get creepy crawly with this one. On second thought, maybe this is a bit *too* creepy. As long as they don't mate Mantis style, at least it won't be the worst ordeal I've ever done, right? Art is by SAL3M ( @dreamalgia | https://twitter.com/dreamalgia )!

Time for your gateway drug, ladies and gentlemen, because we're going into the wilderness to find us our elven paradise! Art is by Starboy (@ChaoticBilly | https://twitter.com/ChaoticBilly )!

Putin and Swift were getting in on this before us normies were. Doesn't matter though, because this is where we separate the men from the boys when it comes to monster girls. To dive in the pussy/ride the danger desire, or get off the diving board/leave the log alone. Art is by Paperbeetle ( @paperbeetIe | https://twitter.com/paperbeetIe )!

This time we're going a bit lower (or higher depending on your perspective) on the infernal food chain. No soul-selling this time, just good old fashion blood pacts with these fiendish imps. Just make sure you keep them in check, they got some mouth on them. Art is by Cookie (@AngeryCookies | https://twitter.com/AngeryCookies)!

Time to go to the high mountains to find ourselves a yeti girl! Maybe there will be some natural hot springs nearby when we find her? Hopefully. But if not, I'm sure her fur and big hugs will help us plenty! Art is by Silas Diakonos (@SDiakonos | https://twitter.com/SDiakonos )!

Time to go back under the sea as we go full fish! And before any of you ask, we do not stan Ariel in this house! Also, if you go for the fish top and human bottom, you are sub-human. Art is by Jek (@Jake_LastName | https://twitter.com/Jake_LastName )!