Whispering into your ears deep at night, a flicker of what once was a soul dancing in the darkest night, let them lead you not, lest you fall victim like so many others. Art is by LittleBink (@littlebinkbonk | https://twitter.com/littlebinkbonk )!

Like any good thing, you gotta start from the ground up and work from there. In this case, I would say starting from the bottom and traveling upwards is the best part. Art is by WrizWro (@WrizWro | https://twitter.com/WrizWro )!

Spin the wheel, roll the dice, embrace the odds and defy madness itself as we go on a magical adventure. Okay, it's only slightly magical, but hey, if two heads are better than one, than getting head from 4 girls is heaven! Art is by AlizeShii (@SekaiNoTatakai | https://twitter.com/SekaiNoTatakai )!

When you least expect it, bam! Monster girls. Changing the toilet paper roll in your bathroom? Monster girl! Turning the faucet handle? Monster girl! Picking up a can of beans? Monster girl! Art is by Akane (@artamiest | https://twitter.com/artamiest )!

You gotta be one with the hive if you wanna buzz around like a beast on the streets. Or you know, at least know how to pollinate some fine flowers. Art is by Cookie (@AngeryCookies | https://twitter.com/AngeryCookies​ )!

An oasis under the sun, the obelisk in the desert planes, and place for some rad treasures! We might as well go inside and do some exploring, yeah? No need to worry about the pharaoh that lies within. Art is by AJ (@badsnailz | https://twitter.com/badsnailz​ )!

Video games... the rising popular hobby for people around the world. It was only a matter of time before degeneracy reached even these realms of relaxation and escapism.

We're heading into new, unprecedented territory now lads, the dankest, darkest caverns that this world has ever known will now be explored by us. Or you know, we could find some rad caves in this forest here, I dunno. Art is by bucketofchum (@bucket_of_chum | https://twitter.com/bucket_of_chum​ )!

A pocket-sized playmate, what more can someone ask for? I mean, those already exist in artificial form, but who needs that when there's the real deal! Just make sure there's some life insurance included. Art is by CherryStar (@CherryStarArt | https://twitter.com/CherryStarArt​ )!

Deep in the wild lands there's a rumor of an untamable monster girl, one of the queens of the jungles in fact. Well, you know what that means then. Means it's our turn to go and conquer this fine creature. Art is by Morttimer (@Morrttimer | https://twitter.com/Morrttimer​ )!