Monster Squad Minute

Monster Squad Minute

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  • Minute 24 - With the Powers of Many Fish or Something

    Dracula attempts to use the Force to lift his X-Wing from the swamp in this minute, with Ainsley Hawthorn once again joining us for the topographically confusing introduction of the Gillman.

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    20 min
  • Minute 23 - He Eats the Pajamas

    Ainsley returns to discuss the civically responsible trap-neuter-release program for wolfmen

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    14 min
  • Minute 22 - Throwing Shade at Freddy and Jason

    Ainsley's back to talk us through the first appearance of the Wolfman, some delicious roof burgers, and Groundhog Day Part XII. Justin gets distracted by MS Paint.

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    22 min
  • Minute 21 - Hold on to Your Horus

    We visit the newly-vacated sarcophagus of Kantanka-Ra! Dr. Ainsley Hawthorn returns to explain to us some issues with an ancient Egyptian mummy being only 2,000 years old, and talk about what the Egyptian gods and Haitian voodoo have in common. We're breaking out the dictionary of Middle Egyptian for this one, folks. You aren't going to find a more in-depth analysis of this mummy.

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    33 min
  • Minute 20 - Graverobbed to High Heck

    Ainsley Hawthorn from No Time for Heroics (and also coincidentally a doctor of Near Eastern language and civilizations) joins us to talk us through this mummy business.

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    26 min
  • Minute 19 - Justin's Birthday Minute

    Pat's back one more time to help us watch the faltering shreds of the Crenshaw marriage, and also the best line in the movie.

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    18 min
  • Minute 18 - Fat Camp

    Pat's back to talk about Sean's awesome dad, and explore why Rudy probably grew up to join the Foot Clan after this.

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    19 min
  • Minute 17 - The Summoning and Banishment of the Dead

    Pat's back to help us figure out what would happen if Dracula fought Godzilla, Justin drops some knowledge bombs about parenting hungry kids, and Andrew blows the lid off of this diary/amulet business.

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    30 min
  • Minute 16 - Powerdeath Lane

    Pat is back to help us blow the Monster Test out of the water and think of more than two ways to kill a werewolf, as well as discuss long-suffering parenting with the greatest long-suffering 80s mom of all time, Mary Ellen Trainor!

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    23 min
  • Minute 15 - Let's Give Him the Dumb Questions

    We welcome Pat Dempsey to the show to talk about the official Monster Test, and help us go down the rabbit hole on perhaps the greatest treehouse in cinema.

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    27 min

About Monster Squad Minute

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The show that really dorks out about the 1987 cult classic The Monster Squad, one minute at a time!