Monsters Vs Men

Eric and Alex watch Goke, do they think it's ok? Or maybe just a little bit hokey? Should the aliens have been from hell? Or is their origin just swell? 

Eric and Alex have now seen the psychedelic House, where a bunch of women encounter problems bigger than a mouse. A strange vampire, ghost, poltergeist lady, gives our girls something worse than rabies. Is Kung Fu the best character? Is Auntie the next Hannibal Lecter? 

Eric and Alex wonder if Daimajin's Wrath carves its own path, or does it follow a similar trajectory, feeling like it was made in a factory? Are the kids super cool, or does their acting make them look like fools? Can an ounce of water kill a man, according to this movie, it can.

Eric and Alex as if the Return of Daimajin is more of the same? And even if so, is that lame? Does the entombed god get flirty, or is the craftmanship of the film just dirty? 

Eric and Alex are left wondering if Daimajin is a win, or whether all of the praise is a sin. Is this a Godzilla with samurai? Does it's presence make us scream to the sky and ask why? I think that's enough of this rhy(me).

Eric and Alex have reached the end. Does the ending offend or manage to ascend? Does it fit the series, or just make us feel weary? Does Anno's ending have a grand scale, or is the ending just a pool of LCL?

Eric and Alex descend of the third Evangelion film of the bunch, does it make their nose scrunch? Or does it make us give the air a punch. Is the return of Kaworu something to behold, or does it play out like something far from bold, except everyone's old?

Eric and Alex tackle the first two movies of the Rebuild Saga. Is it incredible, or bitter and inedible? Is Pen Pen the true hero of the series? Or is it a character that leaves us dreary? Are the changes substantial? Or should this rebuild be dismantled? 

Eric and Alex discuss The End, and try to determine if it offends. The End of Evangelion is something to behold, but does it pay off to be so bold? Or does it just leave us cold? While things tend to get a little sticky, tackling these themes can get tricky.

Eric and Alex come down on a final verdict for the legendary anime. Is the ending sweet? Or does it collapse on it's own feet. While the ending is bonkers, is it satisfying to see what Shinji conquers?