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What vegetables are good raw versus cooked? Something stunk at Brian’s work. Brett used mushrooms as a punishment. Maine is the way life ought to be. Brian refuses all connecting flights. Firefighters broke a BMW window, and kinky hoses anger Brian. Is anything on Facebook real? Facebook can make us feel better about ourselves. Summer doesn’t feel lost. Brett might try for a coatless year. Brian watched a Harry Caray documentary, and what don’t we need in our houses?

Brett went to watch the meteor shower and passed the place he wanted to go. Another shower is coming in December. Elvis and Babe Ruth have something in common. Madonna, too. Sort of. Brett thought he saw Danny Aiello, but didn’t. Brian had a couple of awesome famous encounters. Brett’s aren’t as awesome. Brian’s a Gwyneth hater. Brett’s son is becoming more athletic than him, but Brett’s still faster. Cardboard cutouts are filling MLB stands. Some fans are going to Wrigley Rooftops. Brian and Brett split on mangoes.

Sports talk radio has had plenty to say even without any sports. Brian isn’t impressed by Dave Kaplan, and Rachel Ray’s house caught fire. A census guy tracked down Brett, and he chatted him up. Kids these days will have thousands of pictures forever. Brett’s considering picking up a coffee habit. Kamala the wrestler and Kamala the Senator are two different people, but both are awesome. So is Ric Flair. And the Ultimate Warrior. And Macho Man. Tons of dead wrestlers, too. Are Zoom backgrounds a competition?

School is starting earlier, and that's not cool. Artichokes are hard to cook, and hard to eat. All animal skin tastes good. Maybe even Brett cracklings. Anyone who uses .net is not to be trusted. We're going to take Lang Ice international. Careless scientists discovered saccharin, and Brian's killing himself with barrel aged alcohol. Parents have to teach their kids, Brian made a shopping cart handle into a weapon, and tomatoes are tasty.

Brett saw an optimist looking for a lottery ticket, and tells a story of an honest kid getting his money back. Wilford Brimley died and Brian thinks Cocoon might have been real for him. Dick Van Dyke is happy about his wife, and Leonardo DiCaprio was always going to be a star. Fiona Apple has a great new album, and Brett tells a story about forgetting about her concert. Needless song covers annoy Brett, but Brian is a fan of covers. Brett can't believe anyone ever liked The Smiths. Are doctors ever high when operating? And baseball umpires have mad skills.

Brett saw a raccoon eating garbage during the day, and the guys were scared of rabies when they were kids. A race horse was sent to a pet food factory in Japan. Horses have too much muscle to taste good. Is Johnny Depp becoming Jack Sparrow? 21 Jumpstreet taught Brian that cheese has a lot of protein. A clown tried to kidnap Brett when he was a kid. Brian felt unwanted by kidnappers. Robert Stack’s voice is awesome. Crime Junkies isn’t original reporting, but it’s still good. Brett talks to himself a lot. Brian worked with a guy who talked to himself in the bathroom stall, and also had a mystery poop leaver called The Savage

Brett can’t tell the difference between a weed and a plant, the guys need to go to botany class. Brett signed up for a happiness class through Yale, and Harvard’s not a big deal. A lemon tree in the house will make it feel like summer all year. Brett’s eating too much cake. How much sugar is deadly? Brian is never too grossed out to eat. A Swiss village made cheese to save for their own funerals. Brian’s watching a YouTube kid make a pig’s face and wants him to wear it. Brian watched the new Unsolved Mysteries and is having none of it! The old Unsolved Mysteries are so scary Brian doesn’t want to watch them late at night.

Brian and Brett both saw rabbits in their yards, Brett knows all the words to Glycerine, and Oasis makes him sad. Brian remembers old Led Zeppelin, but avoids Jewel, and he thinks Gavin Rossdale is a fraud. Rodney Dangerfield was one of the best, so was Don Rickles. Brett wants to get David Crosby on the podcast, and and doesn’t know who Bea Miller is. Alexa never listens despite always listening, and people who love fall can hold their horses. Soap tries to fool Brett, but he’s too swift for that bullshit

Technical difficulties resulted in a shortened episode. Before everything went to crap the guys talk about Brian’s expanding language knowledge, the art of killing a rabbit and butchering other animals, and why Brett and his kids can’t stop eating rotisserie chickens. Frog legs are good, eels are ugly, but cows are no prize either. An old man picked up some pennies, Brian used to throw them away, and check writers suck. So do phone payers.

Not all cheap beers are gross. Why is there a coin shortage, or is it a conspiracy? Strip clubs needs Coinstar machines, and Demi Moore’s bathroom is carpeted (not a euphemism!). Spongy toilet seats are gross, but custom-fit ones would be awesome. Special K with red berries used to have raspberries, Brett made brownies. Brett’s Summer list still has a ways to go, cicadas are wonderful, and Supermarket Sweep is on Netflix. So is Jeopardy, and the guys want to know if they’ve become smarter. Macho Man gives great interviews, but tons of wrestlers are dead!