Does anyone remember four leave clovers? Or lightning bugs? Ash Ketchum sounds like something else. Pokemon events are intense. Siblings argue, and parents make bad decisions about when they should record and when they should parent. Sardines vary in quality, Brian doesn’t go to zoos, When not to order a bison burger, and Milk is no good.

Crappy weather is getting old. Are people dreaming more during the quarantine? An old man accidentally ejected himself from an airplane? Who’s going skydiving? Or storm chasing? No sports fans this summer. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was fantastic. So was The Sandlot. And what’s so great about Chick Fil A?

Easter and Church marquees. Brett and Brian’s marquee mischief, the art of cooking eggs, The Bread Bible isn’t great, Why did Ron Santo do a Snickers commercial?, candy bar reviews, Some people hate cilantro, and their pee smells like asparagus. A guy outsmarted Press Your Luck

Brett messed up the last episode. Brian’s e-mail address is old. Brian likes social distancing, and parents need to help teach their kids. Snorting pixie sticks, Easter’s dates, Ten Commandments takes forever, and why do Star Wars fans like it so much? Toy Story is perfect. Rituatls are important.

Neither of the guys are sick yet, some people are just bad singers, The Karate Kid inspires, and Brett messed up a Herbie Hancock record. Toilet paper scarcity explained, choosing a good beginner’s scotch, and why did Orel Hershiser shower three times a day? Don Drysdale remembered RFK, and dark skies are out there somewhere.

Brett’s first night in the new house brings some challenges, toilet seats are like pot luck meals, Brian feels guilt about fried onions, Brene Brown makes Brett think, generic labels have disappeared, eating dry oatmeal is difficult, cereal is good, birth order is craziness, and Brian used to be scared to eat alone.

Brian doesn’t have coronavirus, and was a food snob when he was a kid. Too much Old Bay’s seasoning ruins oyster crackers. Lang Ice saved Brian’s mouth. Does Bigfoot exist? Brian thinks he’s Frank Hardy, minus the roofies. Brett’s moving and needs to purge some junk.

Brett and Brian discuss Pearl Jam's newest record, Gigaton, which was released March 27. Plus, recommendations from earlier Pearl Jam records.

What will happen with the MLB season? Will the quarantine lead to gratitude? A terrible list of the ten worst board games, and some Monopoly strategy. Brewster’s Millions has Brett questioning his entire life. How come we never forget how to ride a bike? Left handers are coolers than right handers, but science doesn’t know why.

Orange marmalade is underrated. Brett’s afraid of unjustly going to prison, Kenny Rogers died, Tom Brady tried to rip you off, Would athletes be fun to hang out with? Which NFL fans are the most annoying? Cast Away’s heartbreaking ending.