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Forced to record remotely. Are we too old to learn to ski? Brian thought the Olympics made a grave mistake. Lindsey Jacobellis did make a grave mistake. Cocktail secrets, and drinking at lunch.

Some aren’t down with coronavirus prevention. Standardized tests make an impact, and Brian may have gotten a scholarship by mistake. North pole has no time, a woman walked around the grocery store with a speaker hanging from her neck, and neither Brett or Brian have ever done cocaine. Plus, a cheap, abusive teaching assistant, Brian invents a new phrase, and should we be nice to spiders?

Baseball game vendors have tricks to make us buy stuff. Subway is getting pricier. Why is the grocery deli so inefficient? Brett’s writing softball cheers, Brian hates muttering, and what song does Brett only listen to in the summer? Plus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Richard Bachmann, and postponed Pearl Jam.

Daylight Saving time has begun. A trip to Las Vegas could be fun. Why are clowns scary? Are Mimes scary? Brett’s in a Jack Nicholson faze. Don’t trust car salesmen who promise you things.

Bologna is for young people. Buicks are for old people, and scotch is up for debate. What’s the best hot dog? And what happened when Brett and Brian snuck out of the house one night when they were teens? Elite athlete brains are different than ours.

Brian survived cold weather camping, Sonic the Hedgehog looked weird, Brett's watching 1970s movies, James Bond sucked a towel, Punky Brewster saved lives, and young Brett tried to light toilet paper on fire.

Are drivers of expensive cars bigger jerks? What's Booger up to? Can we trust any weatherman? Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks have been friends for 70 years. Clive Cussler died. Crispy vs crunchy food. Prostate problems are no good.

Car computers are just more things to mess up. Six hours of sleep is not enough. White Water Summer is an 80s classic. Girl Scout cookies vary in quality, and just because pot is legal doesn’t mean pot smokers don’t stink. Also, Brian hates newspapers.

Brian's making clear ice, Brett's watching Cheers. Willie Nelson tickets are expensive, Brett has run out of gas 8 times and won't pay tickets. What if we had to renew marriages every year like we do license plates?

A psycho dude is filmed punching an airplane seat. An Uber driver won't let passengers exit. Some people hate going to work on Monday. A few dead president stories in honor of Presidents Day, and can a piano be a best friend?