Brett is unsure of Monet or Van Gogh. Brian wants places to be both crowded and empty. Drinking alone in a hotel room. Sports talk radio. Can we tell extroverts to shutup?

Brett and Brian discuss how French fries go from delicious to disgusting, poor bathroom hygiene, preference for hand lotion, Brian's Christmas lights, and changing e-mail etiquette.

Pros and cons of computerized music programs, how American are American Girl dolls, Brett's Diet Coke addiction, Brian loves Lang ice, why does reusable toilet paper exist, who uses the term "esquire", the Rat Pack dodged a bullet, and moments of tension in Brett and Brian's friendship.

Brett and Brian discuss Brian's affinity for Hallmark Christmas movies and Candace Cameron. Hollywood brothers, a brief history of the Rocky movies, poop in comedies, and whether Coca-Cola still needs to advertise are other topics of discussion. Plus, Brian "educates" us why brands of bagged ice matter.