Crystal Clear hosts guest band The Worms for so long that they become the house band. What else is she hosting? Oh just a few hundred other worms and twenty generations of larvae. She’s the hostess with the mostest.... Morgellons and Morgellon Music.

The rest of the CDC’s flawed study methods explored by Crystal Clear.

When the going gets tough, the tough sing gospel. Only the lord may get us thru this extra dry CDC study and its sloppy study-participant screening process. For extra dry: Mix, shaken and stirred by Clear Clear, who always sees the silver lining when life hands her lemons.

The CDC fucked us Morgies. Let’s find out where things went wrong.

A thorough and castigating review of the Okies State U page on Morgellons “Disease.” Thank you Okies State U! And a Pep Talk because you and I need one. Often. We all do.

Partly apocalyptic with a 70% chance of frogs.

Cut us in half, and we grow right back. The immortal hydra of more Greek myth.

Madness is madness. And I’m still not delusional.

It’s time for a good old fashion worm burn Morgies!

“This episode will all make sense one day,” she said before becoming a cyborg.