Morning Masterpiece

Kyle reports on paying $16 to vote, what 15-year-olds are doing at the Playboy Mansion, a solution to the immigration problem and why you have to be a heroine addict to enjoy the Velvet Underground.

Kyle reports on the difference between selling baby hearts and fetus tissue, the hierarchy of animals living in the serengetti, why nothing good ever happens when you wear a hood and the man who had crossover appeal as a jazz musician.

Kyle talks about black guys wearing rain slickers, plane debris washing up on ironically named islands, why you shouldn’t trust in God when spending your money and why Arnold Schwazzenger is one of the greatest men of all time.

Kyle reports on writing a diary in the dark, what it would be like to have Straight Day at a ballpark, eating dinner out of a plastic container and the our obsession with African drumbeats in the 80's.

Kyle reports on Darren Wilson's chances, the unreliability of witnesses who are home at noon on a weekday, why pistols are the enemy and the problem with eating fruit when you kill Indians for a living.

Kyle reports on the difference between being funny and mean, the sexual ambiguity of Winnie the Pooh, an artist who’s more memorable than his art and why dying at the age of 69 is okay.

Kyle reports on the leftovers of being a man, the fashion sense of royalty, submarines off the west coast and someone who made a whole career out of one movie poster.

Kyle reports on pockmarked Barbie dolls, the risk of international air travel while pregnant, the best improvised speech of all time and why your face should be off limits.

Kyle reports on getting shot in Honduras, Guy Fieri's obsession with flames, the Apollo 12 mission and why Kirk Hammet always looks like he just got out of the shower.

Kyle reports on a guy standing up for women by wearing a sport coat, defending the KKK, getting what you want when you’re and American President and why directors should never marry.