Morning Roasts is brewing hot takes today! Travis Kelce finally put a ring on Taylor Swift, sending Swifties and NFL fans into a frenzy louder than the Super Bowl halftime show. Meanwhile, Cracker Barrel is crawling back to its old logo like nothing happened because apparently, pancakes taste better with nostalgia. In Marvel land, Chris Evans is juggling new roles like a multiverse circus act, while Deadpool, Spider-Man, and Jackie Chan are teaming up for Brand New Day, a crossover nobody saw coming but everyone secretly wants. It’s chaos, comedy, and coffee all in one shot.

Today’s Morning Roasts An Extra Shot takes a turn south literally as we dive into the bizarre world of Scrotox. Yes, apparently people are now injecting Botox where the sun doesn’t shine to smooth out wrinkles and… make things ‘hang better’? We break down the who, the why, and the ‘wait… people actually PAY for this?!’ Plus, we ask the only question that matters: is this the peak of modern medicine or just the dumbest flex money can buy?

On today's Morning Roasts, we dive into the latest Hogwarts gossip with fresh images of the Weasleys from the upcoming Harry Potter show, and let’s just say opinions are as split as a Sorting Hat on laundry day. Then, we weigh the eternal debate: is backing into a parking spot the move of a tactical genius or just an obnoxious flex? Plus, Cracker Barrel is quietly tweaking its classic logo—so naturally we’re overanalyzing it like it’s the Da Vinci Code. And finally, we react to the Gamescom reveals: the spooky chills of Resident Evil: Requiem and the blocky brilliance of LEGO Batman. Magic, mayhem, and mild parking lot aggression...today’s roast has it all.

Today on An Extra Shot, we crack open a story that’s as hard to believe as it is to sit down after: a man who decided to challenge both science and common sense by shoving 15 eggs up his anus. We’ll be scrambling through the why, the how, and the what in God’s name possessed him, all while trying not to make too many “sunny side up” jokes. Spoiler: this is one omelet no one asked for.

On today’s Extra Shot of Morning Roasts, we dive into the spud-tacular story of a woman who thought a potato could double as birth control. From mashed logic to baked bad decisions, we peel back the layers on how this tuber-tactic went from contraceptive to comedy. Grab your coffee cause this one’s half medical advice and half produce aisle PSA!

On today’s Morning Roasts, we’re shaking and stirring the hot topics. First up, Glen Powell might be the next James Bond... will he trade in his flight suit for a tux? Then, a new Superman video game has fans ready to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Alan Cumming spills on his time filming Avengers: Doomsday, while Spider-Man: Brand New Day casting news webs up the internet. Gamers aren’t safe either because PS5 prices are climbing, Xbox Ally price tags are revealed, and we react to the terrifyingly good Resident Evil gameplay trailer. And just when you thought the world couldn’t get stranger, Cracker Barrel is going modern because nothing says progress like Wi-Fi with your chicken and dumplings.

On today's An Extra Shot, Xray Girl, Dan and Tuggs talk about how scientists have confirmed what every locker-room tall tale has been claiming for centuries: penises are officially getting longer. That’s right! @hile humans are getting shorter attention spans, worse posture, and more student debt, at least one thing is growing strong and steady. Researchers aren’t sure why this is happening... maybe it’s microplastics, maybe it’s TikTok, or maybe evolution finally decided to throw men a bone. Either way, future history books might list “The Great Schlong Expansion” right alongside the Industrial Revolution. Good news for humanity, bad news for skinny jeans.

This episode of Morning Roasts dives into some wild headlines and hot takes—starting with how flashing a peace sign in Turkey might get you into more trouble than you think. We roast PETA for coming after Mario Kart’s cow nose ring, check out the eerie preview of Backrooms: The Movie, and talk about the Annabelle doll creeping its way across the country on tour. Plus, the big update on Severance Season 3: Ben Stiller’s not behind the camera this time. We react to the unsettling trailers for Good Boy and Primitive War, and finally, we tackle the bittersweet talk of AI’s future where the ChatGPT-5 upgrade has people feeling emotional about breakups, tech, and what’s next for artificial intelligence.

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Today we dive into the wild future of baby-making by introducing the Surrogacy Robot! Yup, science just looked at motherhood and said, “Nah, let’s outsource it to Wi-Fi.” This robo-nanny/womb-on-wheels can grow a baby like it’s brewing a fancy Starbucks drink with nutrients, oxygen, monitoring, all pre-installed. Some people say it’s a game-changer for infertility and same-sex couples, while others are freaking out about babies coming out of vending machines. Either way, Skynet is officially pregnant.

From Marvel mayhem to medical mishaps, today’s Morning Roast is stacked. We spill the tea on the Avengers: Doomsday leaks, explore Japan’s bizarre “rent-a-grandma” trend, and side-eye UK cops going undercover to catch cat-callers (while comparing it to a far more eyebrow-raising break-and-enter sting). Kick swaps its app icon for MrBeast’s face, and Xray Girl shares her surprisingly personal past… involving barium enemas. Buckle up cause it’s a weird one.

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