On today’s Morning Roasts, we’re shaking and stirring the hot topics. First up, Glen Powell might be the next James Bond... will he trade in his flight suit for a tux? Then, a new Superman video game has fans ready to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Alan Cumming spills on his time filming Avengers: Doomsday, while Spider-Man: Brand New Day casting news webs up the internet. Gamers aren’t safe either because PS5 prices are climbing, Xbox Ally price tags are revealed, and we react to the terrifyingly good Resident Evil gameplay trailer. And just when you thought the world couldn’t get stranger, Cracker Barrel is going modern because nothing says progress like Wi-Fi with your chicken and dumplings.

On today's An Extra Shot, Xray Girl, Dan and Tuggs talk about how scientists have confirmed what every locker-room tall tale has been claiming for centuries: penises are officially getting longer. That’s right! @hile humans are getting shorter attention spans, worse posture, and more student debt, at least one thing is growing strong and steady. Researchers aren’t sure why this is happening... maybe it’s microplastics, maybe it’s TikTok, or maybe evolution finally decided to throw men a bone. Either way, future history books might list “The Great Schlong Expansion” right alongside the Industrial Revolution. Good news for humanity, bad news for skinny jeans.

This episode of Morning Roasts dives into some wild headlines and hot takes—starting with how flashing a peace sign in Turkey might get you into more trouble than you think. We roast PETA for coming after Mario Kart’s cow nose ring, check out the eerie preview of Backrooms: The Movie, and talk about the Annabelle doll creeping its way across the country on tour. Plus, the big update on Severance Season 3: Ben Stiller’s not behind the camera this time. We react to the unsettling trailers for Good Boy and Primitive War, and finally, we tackle the bittersweet talk of AI’s future where the ChatGPT-5 upgrade has people feeling emotional about breakups, tech, and what’s next for artificial intelligence.

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Today we dive into the wild future of baby-making by introducing the Surrogacy Robot! Yup, science just looked at motherhood and said, “Nah, let’s outsource it to Wi-Fi.” This robo-nanny/womb-on-wheels can grow a baby like it’s brewing a fancy Starbucks drink with nutrients, oxygen, monitoring, all pre-installed. Some people say it’s a game-changer for infertility and same-sex couples, while others are freaking out about babies coming out of vending machines. Either way, Skynet is officially pregnant.

From Marvel mayhem to medical mishaps, today’s Morning Roast is stacked. We spill the tea on the Avengers: Doomsday leaks, explore Japan’s bizarre “rent-a-grandma” trend, and side-eye UK cops going undercover to catch cat-callers (while comparing it to a far more eyebrow-raising break-and-enter sting). Kick swaps its app icon for MrBeast’s face, and Xray Girl shares her surprisingly personal past… involving barium enemas. Buckle up cause it’s a weird one.

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From TikTok live streams to music festival crowds, Morning Roasts An Extra Shot goes into the the latest baffling accessory that isn’t glow sticks or oversized shades...it’s pacifiers… for adults. Once a niche item in rave culture (where they were used to prevent teeth grinding during long dance sessions), pacifiers are now popping up in everyday fashion posts, “stress relief” videos, and ASMR livestreams. Supporters claim they’re soothing, quirky, and a harmless form of self-expression. Critics, meanwhile, see them as infantilizing, attention-grabby, or just plain strange. Whether you view it as a comfort tool, a nostalgic nod to the ’90s club scene, or the internet’s newest gimmick, the adult pacifier trend is sucking up a lot of attention literally.

From Beyoncé’s skin-tone drama lighting up the internet, to Arizona Iced Tea finally giving up its “99¢ forever” dream, this episode’s got it all. We sip on Meghan and Harry squeezing another Netflix deal, break down Gina Carano’s big settlement win against Disney, and react to the latest One Piece live-action trailer. Plus a wild $10 million lawsuit over Peanut the squirrel and Fred the raccoon, a UK half-naked vigilante takedown, and our first thoughts on Marvel’s Spider-Man: Brand New Day teaser. The kettle is boiling and it’s scalding hot.

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In a move that’s equal parts “recycling” and “nightmare fuel,” a zoo in Denmark has stirred up global outrage by inviting people to donate their unwanted pets… to be lunch for the zoo animals. That’s right...Fluffy could be the next special on the lion’s menu. The zoo claims it’s “educational” and “natural,” which is a bold PR spin for “please hand over your childhood memories so our tigers can carb-load.” We break down the ethics, the outrage, and the inevitable horror movie this idea is going to inspire.

The Morning Roasts crew has something silly brewing for you for this episode of An Extra Shot! Coming soon to Steam in late 2025, Sweet Hamster Days is the live-action romance sim no one asked for but everyone will secretly play at 2 a.m. You play as Hamta, a guy who gets yeeted into hamsterhood after a tragic run-in with traffic, only to be adopted by three doting sisters. From your new, floor-level vantage point, you’ll navigate a world of snacks, naps, and suspiciously long eye contact, all while unraveling the sisters’ deepest secrets through heartfelt hamster chats. Multiple endings mean you can aim for true love… or just hoard sunflower seeds in high definition. Yes, it’s in 4K. Yes, it’s weird. And yes, we’re talking about it.

Things get spicy, sweet, and slightly questionable on today’s Morning Roasts! We sip on the shocking new Heinz ketchup drink (yes, drink), discuss the controversial comeback of breast milk ice cream, and even explore the supposed “health benefits” of human breast milk — all while trying not to gag. Then we turn up the heat with the one chip challenge drama that helped send Pacqui packing for good, tiptoe dangerously into Nicki Minaj’s viral stiletto challenge, and wrap it all up with the magical reveal of the star-studded Harry Potter Audible cast. From condiments to cursed chips, stilettos to spells, this episode’s got it all.

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