['In honour of the Queen\'s birthday, TJ recounts a story of when she got her butt touched. Plus, the last ever Blockbuster may not make it through the pandemic and TJ once "broke in" to the Silver Heights Restaurant.', OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', 'In honour of the Queen\'s birthday, TJ recounts a story of when she got her butt touched. Plus, the last ever Blockbuster may not make it through the pandemic and TJ once "broke in" to the Silver Heights Restaurant.')])]

['Dustin Byfuglien and the Winnipeg Jets have officially parted ways. Plus, Turnbull got another meat delivery and a special Monday edition of Open Texts.', OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', 'Dustin Byfuglien and the Winnipeg Jets have officially parted ways. Plus, Turnbull got another meat delivery and a special Monday edition of Open Texts.')])]

["The lineups at Costco are crazy...what could you possibly need from there that you can't get anywhere else? Plus, don't flush T-Shirts and open texts!", OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', "The lineups at Costco are crazy...what could you possibly need from there that you can't get anywhere else? Plus, don't flush T-Shirts and open texts!")])]

["Turnbull bought something yesterday and the cashier rang it up wrong, saving him $250 and he didn't say anything. Did he steal? Plus, hand washing fetishes and Boss Todd rode a bike.", OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', "Turnbull bought something yesterday and the cashier rang it up wrong, saving him $250 and he didn't say anything. Did he steal? Plus, hand washing fetishes and Boss Todd rode a bike.")])]

["Justin Trudeau went to the cabin with his family over Easter weekend after telling the nation to stay home. Plus, ghosts in Indonesia and that family member you've seen naked.", OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', "Justin Trudeau went to the cabin with his family over Easter weekend after telling the nation to stay home. Plus, ghosts in Indonesia and that family member you've seen naked.")])]

['A new game to keep Turnbull entertained at home called "Beat the Bologna." Plus, men are freezing their seed and a Manitoban is dating which Hollywood celebrity?', OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', 'A new game to keep Turnbull entertained at home called "Beat the Bologna." Plus, men are freezing their seed and a Manitoban is dating which Hollywood celebrity?')])]

['A new Nickelback documentary has Turnbull all fired up. Plus, open texts and the final round of "hide the salami".', OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', 'A new Nickelback documentary has Turnbull all fired up. Plus, open texts and the final round of "hide the salami".')])]

['In honour of the upcoming Easter weekend, we play CruciFact or CruciFiction. Plus, Trudeau says "Moist" and TJ thinks he\'s a voyageur.', OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', 'In honour of the upcoming Easter weekend, we play CruciFact or CruciFiction. Plus, Trudeau says "Moist" and TJ thinks he\'s a voyageur.')])]

['Just three weeks after gloating about shaking hands at a hospital, Boris Johnson is now in ICU in England. Plus, a couple wants their guests to pay for their cancelled wedding, and another round of Hide the Salami.', OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', 'Just three weeks after gloating about shaking hands at a hospital, Boris Johnson is now in ICU in England. Plus, a couple wants their guests to pay for their cancelled wedding, and another round of Hide the Salami.')])]

['Turnbull finally watched Tiger King - and just in time, as another episode is supposed to be dropping this week. Plus, a new game of "hide the salami" and Operation Support Local is in full force.', OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', 'Turnbull finally watched Tiger King - and just in time, as another episode is supposed to be dropping this week. Plus, a new game of "hide the salami" and Operation Support Local is in full force.')])]