['Pooping at work, Auston Matthews in boxers, and fire extinguishing your friends.', OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', 'Pooping at work, Auston Matthews in boxers, and fire extinguishing your friends.')])]

['When someone texts you something personal that was supposed to go to someone else. Plus, Facebook Marketplace has a food fetish and Happy Birthday to Gritty.', OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', 'When someone texts you something personal that was supposed to go to someone else. Plus, Facebook Marketplace has a food fetish and Happy Birthday to Gritty.')])]

['The Bombers blew it, Lacey Evans hates Canada, and a dog was reunited with his owner after four years.', OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', 'The Bombers blew it, Lacey Evans hates Canada, and a dog was reunited with his owner after four years.')])]

['The day has arrived...storming Area 51! Plus, a paintball recap and storm chasers.', OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', 'The day has arrived...storming Area 51! Plus, a paintball recap and storm chasers.')])]

['Justin Trudeau loves blackface. Also, a legend of the porn industry died and Regina is known as the McDelivery Capital of the World.', OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', 'Justin Trudeau loves blackface. Also, a legend of the porn industry died and Regina is known as the McDelivery Capital of the World.')])]

['Parents want their kids summers to be shorter. Plus, pants too tight and bucket list travel spots.', OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', 'Parents want their kids summers to be shorter. Plus, pants too tight and bucket list travel spots.')])]

['Patrik Laine opens his big fat mouth and his mother calls in his defense. Plus, creepy Trudeau and deposits for overnight cab fare.', OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', 'Patrik Laine opens his big fat mouth and his mother calls in his defense. Plus, creepy Trudeau and deposits for overnight cab fare.')])]

["If you're going to get fired in New Zealand, you can bring an emotional support person in with you...or in this case, a clown. Plus, the history of cashews and porn is saving the environment.", OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', "If you're going to get fired in New Zealand, you can bring an emotional support person in with you...or in this case, a clown. Plus, the history of cashews and porn is saving the environment.")])]

["It's Friday the 13th which means superstitions are rampant. Plus, TJ used to be a pro bumper shiner, and open texts to end the show again.", OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', "It's Friday the 13th which means superstitions are rampant. Plus, TJ used to be a pro bumper shiner, and open texts to end the show again.")])]

["Andrew Scheer's campaign song is a banger. Plus, getting lost in the woods and workers comp for cheating on your wife.", OrderedDict([('@xmlns:itunes', 'http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd'), ('#text', "Andrew Scheer's campaign song is a banger. Plus, getting lost in the woods and workers comp for cheating on your wife.")])]