Mornings with Weed and Cliff

By Weed and Cliff

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Mornings with Weed and Cliff episodes:

September 04, 2020 I'd like an order of Moist Tenders please.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. There's a chicken in your piano.
2. A Lamborghini for corn.
1. Guns and Feces - a good name for a rock band.
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September 02, 2020 We might need a top hat later
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. If you weight two tons, you're a heavy eater.
2. Charm a snake like Phil McKracken.
1. I've gotta go - I've got a nickel stuck in my nostril.

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September 01, 2020 Overdose on brussel sprouts
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. I don't know if I sleep with my mouth that wide open.
2. A shortage of fruit.
1. I'm going to have downspouts installed on my butt.
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August 31, 2020 The agony of defeat
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. I always try to steer away from poop.
2. Eating your own poop.
1. Crispy squirrel for the win!
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19min
August 28, 2020 Sitting on a throne of bacon
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. A herd of books.
2. 45 pounds of poop per chicken, per year.
1. Even the robot things you're a jerk.
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17min
August 27, 2020 Men who want to repel women
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3. Plant your old farmers early.
2. Meat wrapped in different things.
1. Turn my meaty thighs into an asset.
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19min
August 26, 2020 Harsh memories
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. You don't really know where those fingers have been.
2. Smelling sweaty people's butt cracks.
1. I was the valedictorian of my high school class.
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18min
August 25, 2020 We're not really morning people
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3. Their bacon tree was picked clean.
2. A trained monkey.
1. Not taking complaints from a dude in a skirt.
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19min
August 21, 2020 I wish there was a performance enhancing drug to make this program better.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. Low-hanging fruit.
2. Man takes dump so big it puts ferry out of commission.
1. The clown part
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19min
August 20, 2020 You can throw two pickles.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. A pepperoni shortage.
2. Candy on my Chest. (Could be the name of a good country song.)
1. There's a urinal in Fort Branch.
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FAQs about Mornings with Weed and Cliff:

How many episodes does Mornings with Weed and Cliff have?

The podcast currently has 655 episodes available.