On today's episode....a moronic Air National Guardsman gets duped by a parody hitman website, Budweiser reminds Americans just how straight it is, disguises at chess matches, Boston Marathon results & AI is going to steal your best friend! (00:02:59) Where we were at the last 7 day (in case you didn’t know) ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:06) Joke of the day - Tax day edition (00:07:19) Budweiser releases new pro-America ad with iconic mascot in wake of Anheuser-Busch Mulvaney controversy (00:16:29) Indian couple beheaded themselves in sacrifice with homemade guillotine (00:20:38) AI babysitters for dogs just dropped 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:25:26) Boston Marathon 2023: Kenyans DESTROY the competition (here’s how they did it) (00:37:14) ‘Waffle stomp’: 💩ing in the shower is WAY more common than we thought Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures (00:38:25) Air National Guardsman Arrested After Applying To Be A Hitman on Parody Website (00:48:27) Dead birds get new life: New Mexico researchers develop taxidermy bird drones (00:51:45) Male player dons disguise to compete as woman (00:56:31) The wheel Brought to you by our sponsor…. Sunday - 20% off your custom lawn plan at https://getsunday.com/hardfactor  

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