Emjaye and Meghan talk about the times they were bridesmaids (and woman-of-honor) and the drama it entailed (a dress causes a break-up). Then they take a U-turn and answer a listener question. Divorced dad wants to know how to handle a child who doesn't want to see the mom. The ladies also discuss how to fight fair. Oh, and mom-cations!

Emjaye is preparing to leave town, again--this time for her cousin's wedding and she's writing the vows. Meghan shares that she wrote her own vows and wonders just how important they are. The ladies take two listener questions. A divorced dad questions how his ex's plastic surgery may affect his young daughters; while another divorced dude wonders how long he must wait to jump into bed with another woman. Spoiler alert: Emjaye and Meg give him full permission (as long as the kiddos aren't around).

Yo! Emjaye and Meghan get interviewed by a rapper. You read that right. So what are two middle-aged mothers doing with a rapper, you ask? Representing motherhood. Remember when the ladies said they were top-notch interviewers last week? They lied. Yung-Rare takes the cake ... or microphone. For a 20-something male with no kids, the dude asks some insightful and thoughtful questions. But he doesn't get off the hook -- the ladies hit him with some questions at the end. This is a good one, Mother F_ckers!

The ladies go deep on this episode, you guys! We are talking Oprah-level interviewing. OK, that's hyperbole but Emjaye and Meghan do conduct interviews -- with each other! Emjaye hits hard, and asks Meghan to recount losing her virginity; while Meghan is dying to know how Emjaye broached the topic of divorce with her ex. Things go sideways when Meghan shares the time she found out she was knocked up -- after she tried hard drugs at a music festival and broke up with the embryo's dad. Oh, and Emjaye sneaks in a humblebrag about skipping a grade in high school.

The ladies welcome their first guest: Meg's mom, Sandy. Sandy dishes about her first date with a man we refer to as "Dollar Bill" but not for the reasons you're thinking. Meanwhile, Emjaye and Sandy smoke while Meg tells them about her son's phobia with underwear. We end with Emjaye bragging about traveling with nerdstick. She better bring back wine.

Meghan's family rescues a bird, and then it dies; meanwhile Emjaye introduces her boyfriend to her mom and unfortunately its anticlimactic. Then the ladies share two different stories of when meeting the parents goes very wrong. But, you be the judge of which one is worse!

Meghan and Emjaye discuss the differences of raising boys vs girls; Meghan wonders if she's inadvertently (and grumpily) raising non-binary kids; Emjaye fields a listener question about how to get a 7-year-old to express his emotions; Meghan pops a Xanax as her son goes into oral surgery and Emjaye teases a meeting between her boyfriend and parents.

Meghan and Emjaye recap their week -- involving a tampon and a pandemic birth. Then, the two go DEEP. We are talking divorce, infidelity allegations and explaining it all to the kiddos. They end on an up note, or should we say "plump" note.

Meghan and Emjaye recap their very different vacations; Meghan shares her son’s pre-vacation activity, which involves a buffalo and a penis; Emjaye tells of the time she almost took her son to the ER because he had an erection; and they end with similar stories of their kids finding and playing with their sex toys!

Emjaye and Meghan recap their Mother's Day, Meghan wonders if her kid is a kleptomaniac as she shares a discipline story; meanwhile Emjaye reveals her own brush with the law; and finally, the two take on a listener's question.