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“I literally thought my (kindergarten) teacher was a witch!” Andie and Angie are continuing their conversation on back to school! Juggling schedules, drop off, pick up, and everything in between can definitely be chaotic. Back to school brings stress. Andie hilariously points out that Angie is an expert on back to school stress. Let’s face it, the morning routine can be stressful for kids and moms. Okay, well just getting kids out of summer mode and back on a schedule can be chaotic and stressful for everyone. Plus, moms worry about so many things at the beginning of the school year: how their kids will perform academically, if their kids will be able to keep up with their homework, and/or if their child has made new friends or reconnected with old friends. The list goes on and on. So whether you’re cheering or tearing up, just know you’re not alone. Andie brings comic relief when she recaps her very first day of kindergarten. At one point Angie laughs so hard she can’t breathe. Somehow Andie turns her traumatic experience into a hilarious story that you don’t want to miss. As Andie says, “What I’m explaining is childhood trauma in the wild west for us latchkey kids.” So for all of you with kids in kindergarten (or really any grade), know that if Andie survived having a kindergarten teacher that was a witch, your kids will survive the school year. They might even get an A in calculus one day! It all will work out. You're doing just fine!

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“You can’t always put things in balance. Life is crazy and you have the tools to get through it.” Kids are headed back to school. It’s a mix of cheers and tears as moms send their precious kids off to conquer the school year. Angie is really bummed that summer is over since she loves having her kids with her all day. Of course, Andie has to point out that Angie has the heart of a homeschool mom. Angie jokes that she can hear her mom saying, “I told you so!” It’s hilarious! The thing is, homeschool moms have a lot to prepare before the school year even begins. Their focused on planning the curriculum, figuring out lesson plans, and buying the essential school supplies. Angie loves that their district has school supply packs moms can order for their kids. The packs are delivered directly to the school without any hassle or stress at all. Whether your kids go to public school or charter school, Meet the Teacher is usually an exciting time for kids. The main question is- how are your kids going to get to school? The stress of figuring out carpools, drop off, pick up, or kids riding the bus or walking home can be stressful for moms to figure out. Andie and Angie want you to know that they understand. It’s a lot for a mom to plan- trying to make sure your kids are safe and taken care of, but also where they need to be. In all of the craziness make sure you take care of your mental health. So take a deep breath, and remember you’ve got this! Andie and Angie are cheering you on!

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“Just love them and give them tacos.” Join Andie and Angie on the "Mother Funny" podcast as they continue their conversation about teenage love, heartbreak, rules, and trust. First things first, there's no magic age for dating. It really depends on the maturity of your teen, and their boyfriend or girlfriend. Even though it can be difficult at times, you need to trust your teen, and also trust who they are dating. Let’s face it, they are going to make good choices, bad choices, and everything in between. It’s all part of the wild ride called growing up. So try your best to relax. Now, about those strict dating rules – let your teen join in the conversation. As Andie says, “It makes things weird” when moms put too much emphasis on rules and guidelines. Plus, your teen might surprise you with some dating rules they have already set for their relationship. Just remember, dating is supposed to be fun! So empower and encourage your teen as they learn how to navigate a healthy relationship. Dating is a great time for teens to learn how to be compassionate and empathetic toward others. This episode is filled with stories about dating, heartfelt tips & tricks, and of course laughter.

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In this episode of "Mother Funny," Andie and Angie dive into the hilarious realm of helping kids/preteens navigate the maze of boyfriends, girlfriends, and crushes. Angie mentions growing up in the homeschool world back in the 90s when courting was popular and encouraged. But hey, times have changed, and preteen/teen romance doesn’t need to focus so much on marriage. Let’s take a step back and not place so much pressure on relationships. Andie and Angie introduce you to the next big thing - “Scourting!” ...Okay, so maybe they came up with the term Scourting during the episode. That’s what having an unscripted podcast is all about! Andie tells the fun story about how she met her husband Kris at a young age. Sometimes young love really does work out in the end. But, that’s the exception for sure. These days GALentines Day can be even more fun than Valentine's Day for elementary age and middle school kids. Why not start a fun tradition when kids are young? So wave goodbye to strict dating rules and say hello to the power of helping preteens/teens navigate relationships with empathy, understanding, and grace. Puppy love is part of the growing up process! So hang in there mama, and remember that dating is supposed to be a fun learning experience for your kids!

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“I love Jesus and bikinis!” In this episode, Andie and Angie continue talking about children’s fashion. This time they’re focusing on tweens and teens fashion choices. Tweens and teens aren't just picking out an outfit; they're crafting their identity, building their confidence, and claiming their independence. So if they're rocking an outfit, it can be a boost to their uniqueness! Just be on the lookout if your tween or teen starts dressing in black every day. You might want to check in with them since dark colors can spark negative emotions. When it comes to fashion, parents can get hung up on the actual outfit. But it’s best to get to the heart of the issue. Let’s face it, people are always going to have their opinions. If your tween or teen is happy, healthy, and loves others well, then those negative opinions don’t even matter. So go shopping with your tween or teen and have some fun! This episode is insightful and really funny! At the end of the episode Andie and Angie dive headfirst into the epic bikini vs. one-piece war! It's a hilarious showdown you don’t want to miss! It’s not what you would expect at all!

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“Now even the water bottle is part of fashion.” Many moms are talking about fashion right now since kids are headed back to school. It's a whole new world out there from backpacks to water bottles. Stanley’s are all the rage now, but a few years ago all the kids wanted Hydroflasks. Remember back in the day when kids didn’t even take water bottles to school? How did Gen Xrs make it through? Or what about Jansport backpacks? At one point it seemed like everyone had the same style Jansport. Everything has been taken up a notch, and it’s not cheap. Andie and Angie talk about how much freedom they give their kids when they choose their outfits. Sure, kids can express themselves through their personal style. But they might need a few guidelines to help. Fashion freedom can be part of development, and help children build independence. There is quite a contrast since Angie’s kids always have their hair done, whereas Andie’s girls wore their hair down most of the time. Fashion is a journey - a phase that brings color, joy, and a few unforgettable style moments. So, if your little one has a style that's "unique" rest assured they'll grow out of it. Embrace your child’s very distinct style choices and celebrate their creativity! Fashion is exciting and fun!

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“Finding clothes after you have kids with a totally changed body can be difficult.” Join Andie and Angie as they take you on a laugh-out-loud journey through the wild world of mom fashion. From shift dresses and pearls to scrunchies and shoulder pads - they talk about it all! Who can forget about the “soccer mom” look of the 1990s? Over the years moms have gone through incredible changes, both inside and out. Fashion can help you feel like yourself again! When you're wearing an amazing outfit you feel like can conquer anything! Andie shares a hilarious story about a time she had a wardrobe malfunction that will have you laughing out loud. This story is a great reminder that fashion can be fabulous, funny, and fearless all at once! So dear moms, don't be afraid to embrace your style, rock those outfits with pride, and remember that fashion is more than just looking good - it's also about feeling good! When you feel good, you can do anything! Andie and Angie celebrate the journey of motherhood and the ever-changing world of mom fashion with a sprinkle of humor and a whole lot of love!

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The Barbie Movie inspired this podcast. Yes, that movie can be controversial, but Andie and Angie have to talk about it. The fashion in the Barbie Movie is truly amazing and extravagant! Fashion affects every mom because you don’t stay in your pajamas all day, every day. At some point, you need to get dressed for the day and head to the grocery store or school to pick up your kids. There’s a difference in the way moms used to dress before they had kids. Bodies change, schedules change, budgets change, and that usually means a mom's style changes. Angie is so on trend she wore a shirt she bought at a gas station while recording this episode about fashion. Since Angie considers motherhood a sport, she wears athletic clothes 100 percent of the time. Meanwhile, Andie is the perfect blend of comfort, current trends, and cuteness! That’s right, she even wears jeans! Andie is extremely brave and buys bathing suits from Amazon! Now that takes courage! Andie tells a hilarious story about a time her flight got canceled leaving her without luggage since she had already checked it. Well, Andie went into Walmart and bought one of the coolest outfits ever. Did you know Walmart sells pleather pants? Remember, there's no one-size-fits-all when it comes to fashion. It's all about embracing your unique style. What works for one mom, might not work for another mom. And that's perfectly fine! Own your individuality, mama! Get ready to rock your style and conquer the day with confidence!

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Tune in and join the Mother Funny Tribe, because we’re all in this together! This episode is filled with laughter, humor, love, and understanding! Andie and Angie continue tackling the topic of parenting styles. Just remember that a balanced approach to parenting can actually be the most effective way to parent. Moms don’t need to be all in on one parenting type. Instead, being flexible and adapting when necessary can help your kids thrive. This episode is hilarious since Angie finds the good in every parenting style, while Andie brings a touch of reality. Marshmallow Moms are loving, kind, and patient. They can also be permissive, overindulgent parents that don’t set firm boundaries. On the flip side, Tiger Moms are fierce and fabulous, with high-flying expectations! They push their cubs to achieve greatness, one A+ at a time. With humor and heart, Andie and Angie navigate the challenges and savor the joys of Marshmallow Moms and Tiger Moms. No judgment, no perfection, just love, laughter, and chaos.

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Join Andie and Angie as they explore the hilarious world of parenting styles that are as unique as your own kids! Over the past few months, Andie has realized that she is a Permissive Marshmallow Grandma! She’s all about spoiling her grandson with love and cookies! But hey, back in the day, she was a Passive Helicopter Bear Mom! She hovered with ease and let her kids spread their wings. Andie and Angie talk about Silky Moms who glide through the parenting journey with the latest technology and medical advancements. Epidurals and bottles? You betcha! Convenience is key for these mamas. Scrunchy Moms, are a combo of Silky Moms and Crunchy Moms. These fabulous moms are all about the best of both worlds—embracing modern products and homemade baby food. Now, here’s a little secret, mama: there’s no one-size-fits-all parenting style! The Mommy Wars need to end so each mom can shine in her own unique way, doing what feels right for her and her kiddos. In this episode, Andie and Angie swap stories and laugh until they cry! Who knew calculus could be so funny, right? So, if you’re ready to laugh, learn, and embrace the craziness of parenting with a sprinkle of silliness, you’ve come to the right podcast.

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