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It’s the day after Halloween, also called All Saints Day. For moms though, November first is the day when your kids experience the dreaded sugar crash, and moms need extra caffeine. Let’s face it, you’re all just trying to make it through the day. The district Angie’s kids go to has the day off on November first. So Angie's on a mission to spread the 'No School on November 1st Movement.’ Seriously, it makes so much sense. Halloween night is like Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve rolled into one- full of excitement, chaos, staying up late, and of course sugar galore! Halloween night is exhilarating and exhausting. It’s pretty much impossible to get kids to school on time the morning after Halloween. Andie suggests that November 1st should be a National Mental Health Day so kids and moms can rest, relax, and eat a ton of Halloween candy! Andie also has a new thesis she’s working on titled: Could Drugs be in Halloween Candy? Yes, this is a not so Mother Funny topic, but sometimes certain things need to be addressed. You definitely want to hear this discussion. It’s funny and informative. One thing most moms can agree on is that you need to check your kid's candy after trick or treating. If it's open, toss it. If it has a weird name, say goodbye. Or your kids can donate the candy they don’t want to the Candy Fairy! Now this is a gem of an idea! It's a win-win for everyone, and kids can make a small fortune! You can also donate candy to those in need, add it to trail mix, stash it in your purse, or donate the candy to troops serving in the military. Brilliant, right? So grab your coffee and get ready to laugh!

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“I’m gonna take my stand on ‘Thriller’ and hobo’s!” Halloween is here!!! And you know what that means - school fall festivals, church gatherings, trunk-or-treat events, and of course trick-or-treating! Regardless of what you believe, there are safe and exciting events for everyone! Andie addresses the most crucial Halloween matter at hand: Michael Jackson's ‘Thriller.' Andie insists that it should ONLY be played during the fall. Angie might be ‘Thriller’ impartial, but she's ready to sport a ‘Thriller’ button in support of Andie's cause. In this Mother Funny episode, Andie and Angie take a trip down memory lane. Of course Angie loved Halloween as a kid and even went trick-or-treating when she was in college! Andie on the other hand learned a hilarious life lesson when she was a teenager and went to a Halloween party dressed as a hobo. Angie is concerned the term hobo isn’t politically correct and this causes the two to launch into a funny discussion as they try to figure out if hobos will indeed be offended by the term. Thankfully, the tech team steps in to provide important information that the term hobo is not offensive and in many ways represents freedom. Who knew discussing costume terminology could be so funny? That’s the thing with Halloween, you never know what to expect…especially when you’re a mom. Andie talks about her Halloween journey, from church fall festivals to her family's first attempt at trick-or-treating. It’s a journey you definitely want to hear about. Don’t worry, no one was scared in the process. Because scaring kids is something Andie and Angie both agree is NOT part of the Halloween fun the family enjoys. Actually, Angie’s mama bear comes out anytime someone tries to scare her kids. So grab some Halloween candy and enjoy this Spooktacular episode!

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“Laughter helps ease tension.” In this Mother Funny episode, Andie and Angie continue talking about the babies of the family! You know, the fun-loving, funny, and charming family members who might believe anything their older siblings or older cousins, tell them. So be careful what you say because they can spend their entire childhood believing it’s true. At least that is what happened to Angie. Andie and Angie tell about a time when they were young and Andie made up a story so Angie would put on her life jacket while they were on the boat. Well, Angie believed that story until she was 17 years old! That’s right…17! It’s okay though, because they can laugh about it now. And that’s the thing with youngest children… they try to be silly, and goofy and make everyone laugh as a way to ease tension in their household. Surprisingly, Andie and Angie actually both agree to disagree with the research that’s out there. You don’t want to miss it. They are finally both on the same page when it comes to youngest children being silly. So go ahead mamas, and laugh away when your little one does something funny. Andie and Angie reminisce about Andie’s 21st birthday sad celebration, and Andie shares about when she went gambling with her Grandma when Angie was only 19. The stories are hilarious and unforgettable! That’s the thing with youngest children, they can take risks regardless of their age. Just remember mamas to celebrate your youngest's accomplishments while also setting reasonable expectations. This will help build confidence and independence! So get ready to laugh, because the babies of the family are talking about the baby of the family!

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“The youngest has to adapt to whatever is going on in the family.” It’s time to talk about the baby of the family! Andie and Angie are both the youngest children in their families. They are even in a "Youngest Club" with their Uncle Jeff! So, what's the lowdown on these youngest siblings? Well, they are risk-takers, outgoing, fun-loving, and the life of the party. But let's be real, they face some challenges too. They have to keep up with their older siblings' packed schedules and extracurricular activities. Now, here's the scoop from the research mamas – they say the youngest children in the family are 'spoiled.' Angie does not agree with that research… in fact, she rejects it completely. You definitely want to hear the debate that Andie and Angie have because Andie seems to side with the research. It’s hilarious and authentic at the same time. One thing Andie and Angie do agree on is that most parents relax their parenting style the more kids they have. By the time the youngest one is born, they are pretty much raising themselves. It’s a good thing youngest children are so charming.

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“Shout out poison control!” That’s right! Apparently, the only time Andie and Angie have called poison control is when their middle children ate/drank something they weren’t supposed to. You definitely want to listen to this hilarious episode of Mother Funny when Andie and Angie continue talking about middle children. Yes, this episode is longer than most of their other episodes, but that’s because middle children deserve the extra time and attention. Have you ever noticed people say line up oldest to youngest? Or line up youngest to oldest. Why don’t middle children ever get the opportunity to line up first? There are times when middle children feel overlooked, but Andie and Angie try their best to honor, highlight, and celebrate middle children. This episode is filled with practical tips and tricks for raising middle kids. The truth is, a lot of moms are more relaxed when they parent their second child. They don’t seem to be as strict as they were with their oldest since they are simply trying to control the chaos. While you’re managing three (or more) kids make sure to give your middle children the time and space to share their feelings and emotions. Thankfully, they can be open and free since they don’t have the pressure to be perfect like the oldest child does. It’s time to watch your middle children shine! So, whether you're a middle child, a parent of one, or simply curious about this magnificent middle child world, join Andie and Angie in this very relatable episode bursting with laughter and love!

Stay tuned after the episode for a special outtake six years in the making!  

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“Being a middle child is a badge of honor.” Did you know there's a National Middle Child Day? Yep, there sure is! Join Andie and Angie as they talk about the very creative middle children of the family. Don’t worry, they didn’t forget about them. They actually spend extra time discussing the peacekeepers of the family. At times middle children might feel lost in the shuffle, but in this Mother Funny episode, Andie and Angie highlight a few of their positive characteristics. They want to celebrate the empathetic, social, independent, resilient, funny, and diplomatic members of the family. Andie has one middle child in her family who has the amazing ability to create a tribe wherever he goes. Angie has three middle children who love to live in each other's play world. So bring on the Legos or Magnatiles because middle children are so creative they don’t ever get bored. This episode is filled with heartwarming stories with a touch of humor because middle children are a true delight!

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In this podcast episode, Angie and Andie discuss tips and tricks for parenting firstborn children, drawing insights from professionals in the field. Though we recognize that Andie did get an A in calculus, they wanted to give another professional opinion a chance :) 

Angie and Andie discuss:

1. Characteristics of Firstborns:
    - Firstborn children are often natural leaders and driven.
    - They may have a strong desire for things to go their way.
    - Many firstborns exhibit perfectionist tendencies.
    - They tend to be reliable, great caregivers, and nurturing individuals.
    - Other characteristics include being ambitious, scholarly, enterprising, logical, and energetic.
2. Handling the Need for Perfection:
    - Recognize that firstborns often have a deep-seated need to be perfect.
    - Teach children that making mistakes is acceptable and won't affect their worth or love.
    - Be willing to admit your own mistakes to set an example.
    - Occasionally make a mistake on purpose and show how to rectify it, emphasizing that it's okay.
3. Avoid Overcorrecting:
    - Avoid overcorrecting or nitpicking your firstborn child.
    - Don't overly criticize them; instead, focus on constructive feedback.
    - Understand that their perfectionism may make it harder for them to admit when they're wrong.
4. Encourage Independence:
    - Allow your firstborn child to learn new tasks or problem-solving on their own.
    - This helps them feel comfortable with imperfection and builds confidence.
5. Set Clear Expectations:
    - Firstborns often respond well when they know the rules and expectations.
    - Clearly communicate your expectations to them.
    - Use phrases like "Tell me how I can please you" to involve them in defining rules and behaviors.
6. Special Privileges:
    - Consider giving firstborns slightly later bedtimes or special privileges.
    - This can help them feel acknowledged for their age and responsibilities.
7. Avoid Making Them Built-in Babysitters:
    - Be cautious not to rely on your firstborn as a constant babysitter for younger siblings or other children.
    - Respect their boundaries and understand that they have their own schedules and responsibilities.

Andie and Angie  share (maybe overshare) personal experiences and anecdotes throughout the podcast, offering valuable insights into parenting firstborn children. They emphasize the importance of balancing expectations and responsibilities to ensure the well-being and development of firstborns while acknowledging their unique traits.

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Join hosts Angie and Andie on a hilarious and candid episode of the Mother Funny Podcast, where they dive into the world of oldest children in families. In this entertaining conversation, Angie, who believes oldest children might be a bit bossy as they trail blaze, shares her unique perspective while Andie, herself the youngest in her family, adds her own insights and humor to the mix. Throughout the episode, you'll experience:

Oldest Child Traits: Oldest children tend to be goal-oriented, outspoken, stubborn, independent, perfectionist - who might also be a bit bossy. Angie might agree

Sibling Dynamics: From the oldest having to share all of their toys, and their parent’s attention, to the oldest ending up being the built-in babysitter.

Laughter and Relatability: With their infectious humor and relatable anecdotes, Angie and Andie ensure that you'll be entertained from start to finish. Tune in to the Mother Funny Podcast for an entertaining and refreshing take on oldest children, with Angie's unapologetic perspective on bossiness, hosted by Angie and Andie. Whether you're the oldest child, the youngest child, or somewhere in between, you won't want to miss this hilarious and thought-provoking episode!

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In this Mother Funny episode, Andie and Angie continue talking about gratitude and thankfulness. They are two moms on a mission to prove that you don’t need to wait until Thanksgiving Day to be thankful or grateful. But who doesn’t love a funny Thanksgiving story even if it’s only October? When Angie’s daughter was in preschool, she told her teacher she was thankful her mom helped at the bar. You definitely want to hear how that story turns out. But let’s face it, it isn’t always easy for kids to be grateful. There are times when they are stressed out and spiraling that the last thing they want to do is think of all the things they are thankful for. It’s during those times (and many other times) that kids need to be reminded, helped, and encouraged to be grateful. It’s amazing because gratitude can actually lower stress levels. So when life seems to be extra chaotic for you and/or your kids, being thankful and grateful can be the little piece of light you need to get through the day. So keep going Mama! You’re doing a great job! The Mother Funny Tribe is thankful for you!

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“It’s a joy and a treasure” that Andie and Angie are recording together in Texas. In this Mother Funny episode, Andie and Angie are talking about gratitude and thankfulness even though it’s the beginning of October. Why should you only be thankful in November? Is it okay to wear a shirt that says thankful on it in April? Andie and Angie are excited to start the thankfulness trend since everyone else is waiting until November to be thankful. Fall is such a busy season for moms since they are driving their kids to school and all of their extracurricular activities. When the world is spinning all around you, and you’re running from place to place, just stop, be present, and take a moment to be thankful (regardless of what month it is). Gratitude can actually reset your heart and your mind. This episode is both hilarious and heartwarming. But you should know that if you’re going to practice gratitude in October… you’re a rule breaker.

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