A look back at episode 18, and why Matt's face is melting faster than the baddie at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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Who does what in the relentless doggy paddle of domestic life? The boys and girls confess to tales of strife and how to combat them, from managing basic family sustenance and hygiene to dry humping by the dryer.

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Matt and Anna consider the porn episode, and the lessons to be learnt from a Dutch 'hand job tutor'

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Is it OK to watch porn? Can it ever be a social activity or is it a strictly solo endeavour? And what on earth is cake-farting? In this episode, the panels discuss the morality of grot, the misadventures of 'friends' and the battle of print versus digital, before Noel goes in to some detail on the merits of 'hentai' (it involves eels).

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Matt and Anna look back at the last episode and quickly deviate to speculation about E.T.'s toilet habits.

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The panels get worthy (very briefly) as they discuss kids and feminism and trying to keep their tiny people chauvinism free. Also contains gags about genitals.

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Matt and Anna compare notes on their Christmas and fail to make any resolutions.

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To mark the festive perineum (the bit between Christmas and New Year) the panels discuss family survival techniques, best times for boozing and racist relatives.

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Boy podcaster Noel has written a festive poem for his daughters, the big soppy. So, as a one-off quickie special, we have the world premier of Cherry and Violet Save Christmas with Farts.

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You're genetically programmed to love your own kids, but how to cope with other people's? Is it ok to wrestle a stranger's child? Do you swerve the snot-encrusted spawn of others entirely? How should you react to being bitten in the groin by a toddler? The panels give their verdicts and own sorry experiences.

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