Motion Picture Meltdown

Hey Swamp Asses, welcome again to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Mark and I discuss DC Comics’ Swamp Thing (1982)  and  Marvel Comics’  Man-Thing (2005). Yet again we roast one of the “the great” Wes Craven’s films, talk about the lack of budgets in the early 80’s, discuss the amount of Playboy … Continue reading "Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 3/Episode 11 – Swamp People"

Decent gore for ScyFYHey Swamp Asses, welcome again to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Mark and I discuss DC Comics' Swamp Thing (1982)  and  Marvel Comics'  Man-Thing (2005). Yet again we roast one of the "the great" Wes Craven's films, talk about the lack of budgets in the early 80's, discuss the amount of Playboy models that filled the movies back then, the awfulness of putting a terrible actor in the part of a terrible accent, and why its impossible for ScyFy to make a decent movie. Enjoy!

Hello everyone, and welcome to this week’s episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In this podcast, Travis “Hard-on” joins us as a special guest to roast a couple of 1980’s killer robot movies. These include Wes Craven’s Deadly Friend  and Chopping Mall. Also! If you’re into Comics, cards, and games, head down to EMPIRE COMICS off … Continue reading "Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 3/Episode 10 – The Robocalypse!"

Throw Mama From The...YEGADS! OH GOD!Hello everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In this podcast, Travis "Hard-on" joins us as a special guest to roast a couple of 1980's killer robot movies. These include Wes Craven's Deadly Friend  and Chopping Mall.

Welcome back, Motion Picture Maniacs! Mark and I have stayed with our word to continue to be motivated to podcast every week, and this week we’ve decided to dive back into the late 80’s with foreign action star, Dolph Lundgren. We’ve decided to rip apart the 1989 version of The Punisher as well as the … Continue reading "Motion Picture Meltdown – Season 3/Episode 9 – Masters of Punishment!"

Look at little like Vader and Luke?Welcome back, Motion Picture Maniacs! Mark and I have stayed with our word to continue to be motivated to podcast every week, and this week we've decided to dive back into the late 80's with foreign action star, Dolph Lundgren. We've decided to rip apart the 1989 version of The Punisher as well as the 1987 nerd classic Masters of the Universe.

Hello to all you Motion Picture Meltdown maniacs out there! We’re back after a not-so-long absence with a brand new podcast (on some better equipment) for ya! This week Mark and I, along with Cheats “Three Meats” McGee go over Big Trouble in Little China, and the piece of trash that is Hard Ticket to … Continue reading "Motion Picture Meltdown – Season 3/Episode 8: Big Hard Trouble In Little Hawaiian China"

Ugly Moon-Head Security SystemsHello to all you Motion Picture Meltdown maniacs out there! We're back after a not-so-long absence with a brand new podcast (on some better equipment) for ya! This week Mark and I, along with Cheats "Three Meats" McGee go over Big Trouble in Little China, and the piece of trash that is Hard Ticket to Hawaii.

Hello action lovers, thanks again for checking out this week’s episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We apologize for the delay in episodes, but what can we say? We’re fat, lazy, assholes! In this week’s podcast, we go over the baddest of bad and review Die Hard and Die Hard 2: Die Harder. And yes, apparently … Continue reading "Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 3/ Episode 7 – John McClane for President"

I'm definitely NOT doing cocaine at my work desk.Hello action lovers, thanks again for checking out this week's episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We apologize for the delay in episodes, but what can we say? We're fat, lazy, assholes! In this week's podcast, we go over the baddest of bad and review Die Hard and Die Hard 2: Die Harder. And yes, apparently you can die harder than hard.